Knob Jockey

Cock knocker

Colm Byrne (CDB) is a knobjockey

by frank May 8, 2003

knob jockey

a guy who rides another guys dick while holding dicks in either hand, usually in the movies in th dark

by supastew September 22, 2003

Mouse Jockey

Computing, IT. Person of limited training employed to perform simple computer related tasks.

Don't give Bob full access to the system he is only a mouse jockey.

by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

jockshang

a stupid or hillbilly-like person

"look at that jockshang sitting on his porch about to shoot that deer!"

by lightpost202 November 29, 2005

Jockerd

A nerd who is a jock. Easily overlooked for his reference as a nerd.

Student in the chess club who studies for hours on every test and quiz who also is the running back for the varsity football team, or other sport position on a varsity team.

The kid in advanced calculas is a jockerd.

by Adam Arm December 15, 2008

jockriden

a jockrider is a person who is always following someone around and on that person's jock.

Nick be jockriden Quan.

by cheisblack September 11, 2007

jockotism

Jocks hiring other jocks for positions they don't deserve.

Dude 1: How come Doug promoted Joe to SVP of Int'l sales. He can't do that job better than Paul.

Dude 2: Jockotism man - he played ball ten years after Doug at the U.

by W M Sim January 2, 2008