No Jerk off January

A month to purify your soul by avoiding the capital sin of lust.

- Hey dude, have you heard about No Jerk Off January?

- Yeah dude, I am already mentally preparing myself for it.

by Mr. Smarter December 30, 2018

January 10th 2007

The last good day before it all went to shit.

Man fuck my life it was all better before January 10th 2007

by GSBall May 25, 2022

January 5th, 2023

International boobies/titties day on the subreddit r/teenagers

Guy 1: damn were you on r/teenagers on January 5th, 2023?
Guy 2: no, what happened?
Guy 1: it was the day where basically every post on the sub was about boobs or tits!

by JAYDAHEATER! January 6, 2023

don’t pee january

a month where you don’t pee

oh man i can’t pee because it is in fact don’t pee january

by anikanISblack December 2, 2020

sit on someone january

sit on someone January is when anyone can sit on someone for this whol,e month and it doesnt mean anything .

"oh my gosh sophie its sit on someone january im gonna go sit on josh "

by sommetsommetmonth December 31, 2020

Jump Nibba January

A parody of No Nut November and that one about December big nibbas use.
On the 1st, you jump one nibba, The second 2, and so on until the end of January.

Josh - Hey Aaron, are you doing No Nut November?
Aaron - Lmao, no I'm practicing for Jump Nibba January.
Josh - What's that?
Aaron - You'll see in January when I beat ur little nibba ass lmao.

by Its Okay To Be Gay By The Way November 4, 2018

January 20, 2017

A sad ass day for everyone who did not vote for Donald Trump and have to deal with his bitch ass for the next few years. Used to describe a shitty day.

you know that reminds me of January 20, 2017

by becksuses January 20, 2017