A Rubidium Shake is a highly edgy and illegal drink, often containing narcotics and cheap alcohol. The target audience for this beverage was originally teenagers, but it is sometimes used by the older generations too.
"Boss? Are you drinking a Rubidium Shake?"
"NO! Wait... Am I? And also... Am I on fire? And why is that Unicorn licking Bill Gates?"
".... This is why you're not meant to drink a Rubidium Shake, Boss..."
"NO! Wait... Am I? And also... Am I on fire? And why is that Unicorn licking Bill Gates?"
".... This is why you're not meant to drink a Rubidium Shake, Boss..."
by C L G June 28, 2018
This is a milkshake that you get from Starbucks and when u drink it u turn into a baddie and can’t stop twerking ur nails grow 200 meters ur lips go as big as u
by Maddie200 January 18, 2022
by Ted Fundy February 06, 2022
Guy 1 - "You know whats crazy?"
Guy 2 - "What"
Guy 1 - "That the Cash Shaking it Clip is still sooo massive"
Guy 2 - "What"
Guy 1 - "That the Cash Shaking it Clip is still sooo massive"
by The Cash Shaking it Clip January 30, 2025
Originated as as a prison term. For when serving food, instead of a heaping or decent spoonful, they shake the spoon before serving. Thus, serving less. Could be used in any situation where someone is being stingy with provisions.
I don't know why the boss has to subtract the 5 minutes I came in late and the 5 minutes I left early from my timecard. Tightwads like that always shake the spoon.
by dishwashington January 17, 2024
by buttneck April 13, 2017
by Lil_moobey April 30, 2020