jouche bag

A jewish douche bag. When calling someone a jew as an insult just isn't enough.

( Guys playing halo)

Bobby: you killed me! you jewtard....
Colin: heyyy what can I say

...Colin: Dangit Bobby! your a jouche bag!

by Jouche bag February 7, 2009

Bag of beans

A bag usually containing ecstasy, molly, adderal or any other drug that takes a pill form.

Hay man were gonna get turnt I got a bag of beans.

by Skinnyboy696696 June 29, 2014

Poo bag

1:A generally annoying, rude or lazy person 2: A socially acceptable way to insult childen in public

Mother : " hey josie can you hand me the remote?" Child: "no, get it yourself!" Mother: "you know josie, you can be a real a poo bag sometimes."

by Jennysayspenis June 19, 2011

bag of cunt

Usually a female individual, usually drunk and/or temperamental, noisy, and generally incorrect in assumptions. A woman more interested in ruining her man's good time than breathing. A nagging, rude, obnoxious female. See also cunt bag.

Dude, are you and Sarah going to make it to the Dirty American Playboys show?

No, she is just being a big ol' bag of cunt and won't come out to play!

by Slim Twofingers February 4, 2010

bag of sluts

Tons of sluts congregating.

There's a bag of sluts over there.

by Veroncia November 17, 2003

Stabbing The Bag

While performing the sexual act of double penetration a male participant slips out of the female's vaginal or anal orifice. The other retains his position. While attempting reinsertion, the expelled male forcefully jabs his penis into the other male's scrotum. There by, "stabbing the bag." Commonly viewed in porn pornography.

"Father Harry won't swing with us anymore because my husband stabbed his bag."

"I enjoyed DPing Molly with you... Until you stabbed my bag."

"This must be amateur porn; that guy keeps stabbing the bag."

by elBUNBUNofdoom October 17, 2012

Wham Bag

Placing your genitals between the seat and bowl of a public toilet for sexual accomplishment - Originated by George Michael of Wham fame hence Wham Bag - Verb Wham Bagging - to Wham your bag.

" I had a right night the other day, me and George where out in East LA when he says 'I know a great little toilet round here if you fancy a laugh' Next thing i know were Wham Bagging the night away Wham Bag thank you mam!"

by Mighty Tim February 28, 2009