Rip Out His Skeleton

Having a vigorous wank.

Pulling so hard on it there is a chance all your bones will come out.

Don't go in to the office!

Why?

David is looking at Granny porn and trying to rip out his skeleton, again

by Cheese Daddy September 16, 2010

hyphy wifey in his lifey

a person who really loves his woman

James really has a hyphy wifey in his lifey, emma

by anthony peiere May 28, 2007

Stick Up His Ass

The tendency to act like a stiff, annoying, ugly, smelly, rigid, controlling, ugly, overreactive, self absorbed fuck face.

Person 1: Hey do you know

Alex
Joey
Alan
Gav
Hayden
Devyn
Jeff
Anthony
Joel
Key
Amir
Marcus
Stiles
Serge
Nick
Shayan
Isaiah
Jordan
Evan
Pepe Le Pu
Jalyn?

Person 2: Yeah he got a Stick Up His Ass. That's on period.

by Petunia L. February 23, 2020

got his ass packed

To be ass raped, forcefully.

Dude was a pedophile and was sentenced to prison, and got his ass packed by BIG Bubba!

by dmillswvu82 February 24, 2023

dial his own number

The act of anal masturbation with one's own finger, thumb or fingers. Can be a male or female.

Frankie Bones loves himself so much, he is known to dial his own number while driving.

by Mr. Scumbag to you November 09, 2011

the monkey's his uncle moment

When someone explains a family related event with a lot of excitement but the other person doesnt really get the complicated family relations. who was the auntie, uncle cousin,nephew etc etc??

a phrase by timon in The Lion King when Timon fails to understand that simba has returned to challenge Scar.

sara: Im sorry which uncle was it? Thats alota family crap and im kinda in the monkey's his uncle moment.

by krystalize August 07, 2010

talking out his neck

Talking like a fucking dumb ass.

That ugly guy talking out his neck with his big teeth

by Frustrating that December 09, 2018