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Google Meat Beat

The act of masturbating during a virtual meeting held via Google Meet©.
Kyle: Oh man, I can't believe we have to have another virtual diversity training again...
Donald: Yeah but that trannysient leading it is pretty hot. I think I'll turn it into a Google Meat Beat.
by gfaisjdfjjwejo November 8, 2021
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Googled

When the corporation you work for makes huge profits and cuts workers pay.
Sorry you were googled but we had to make cuts across the board.
by ColoradoMack February 19, 2022
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upstairs google

Wen you materbate on the window of a upstairs motel on the complementary Wi-Fi
Damn I bout to for real go back to the room upstairs Google and shower
by Dirtypatdamann December 10, 2017
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google

v. Another word for ejaculate or cumming

inf. to ejaculate prematurely in one's pants
B-Murph sure googled hard when he was dancing with that chick last night.
by Justice Squad March 3, 2012
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Google+

A social media website that only a few people use unironically
"Remember Google+...oh okay then"-Google
by Extra oof May 9, 2018
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google

if it wasnt for google id have dumped all my classes!
by a human ig January 27, 2023
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Create Google Account

what 12 year old's do for every different site...
"CREATE GOOGLE ACCOUNT!? THIS IS THE THIRD ONE IN THE SPAN OF 10 MINUTES."
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