by M4wdy August 3, 2020

Bob and Ted flip fucked all night long; every time one got close to cumming they changed positions and the other took his turn.
by dcnutzball December 19, 2005

This phrase is often expressed when a person tries to perform any task after booting up their Windows PC (if they even get that far) and their system crashes, which is a common problem with Microsoft systems.
by vanillavillain February 14, 2012

by Falaho January 30, 2008

Announcer: "Three strippers, a clown, and a kangaroo are waiting for you at the front door."
You: "Fuck yeah!"
You: "Fuck yeah!"
by filmmaker January 8, 2003

by Mandysaurus-Rex September 15, 2017

A level of status. Typically used in reference to being physically, mentally, morally/ asthetically, performance-wise, or even theoretically damaged in some way. It, in and of itself has many gradient levels, such as 'slightly fucked up', or 'extremely fucked up', but all versions have to do with describing the level of damage. A wonderfully universal root word, to be sure.
1. (physical): "Ow! Man, I just fucked up my thumb by slamming it with my hammer!"
2. (mentally): "That chick is SO fucked up, she ate a full ounce of magic mushrooms!"
3. (morally/ asthetically): "See that landscaping feature? Now THAT is fucked up! Anyone with half a brain wouldn't do that!"
4. (performance-wise): "This horse's lap time is so fucked up, I could wak around the track faster than him!"
5. (theoretically): "Naw, man...that would be so fucked up if you did that!"
2. (mentally): "That chick is SO fucked up, she ate a full ounce of magic mushrooms!"
3. (morally/ asthetically): "See that landscaping feature? Now THAT is fucked up! Anyone with half a brain wouldn't do that!"
4. (performance-wise): "This horse's lap time is so fucked up, I could wak around the track faster than him!"
5. (theoretically): "Naw, man...that would be so fucked up if you did that!"
by Phalanx October 3, 2004
