p1: “helll yeah man i cant wait for it to be freaky friday my other girl gettin boring”
p2: “isnt that cheating?”
p2: “isnt that cheating?”
by sandwitchzz June 2, 2022
Get the freaky friday mug.Fat bitch Friday (FBF) is a day of celebration for “chonksters” and freight train mommies. If a “bitch” has cottage cheese, her glory shall be basked in on every damn Friday of every damn week. Taking the phrase “I like some meat on my bitches” literally, many men find great joy in counting the number of “honkers” they see from 12 AM to 11:59 PM, and even create a sort of sport from it. If their thighs look like McChicken, you best BELIEVE us gentlemen want some on our plate. No girl tops the other, which is one of the slight advantages it has over WGW (see definition.) Every Friday is a legal day to call a bitch out for being fat, however, praising thick shmommies may accumulate you bonus points to take her home and have her literally kill you with her thighs. Stuff your girl full of fryer grease, donuts, and fiber, because, well, who doesn’t love feasting on a fresh log, but most importantly, she needs to be ready for FBF! It’s fast approaching, so get out there with the knowledge you’ve learned and catch yourself a “thicc bih”. Or maybe make fun of her stupid obese weight (in pounds.)
by Prof. Sex December 21, 2019
Get the Fat Bitch Friday mug.1. A day of joy, freedom, and celebration, as the workweek finally ends.
2. The most overrated day of the week, as work still happens until you are done (exceptions may apply).
3. The day people rejoice and leave their hellholes behind.
2. The most overrated day of the week, as work still happens until you are done (exceptions may apply).
3. The day people rejoice and leave their hellholes behind.
1. Finally, It's Friday!!! I am so glad to be out of that hellhole, I hate my job with a passion and am leaving it behind for the week! I love Fridays!
2. Despite being a day of joy, Fridays are not as good as people claim they are. While they may be the light at the end of the tunnel, they are still a long workday, making them a long countdown to freedom, and they often go on and on, just like Mondays.
3. Each Friday, people are thrilled to leave they crappy jobs for the week, and enjoy the weekend, after a long miserable week.
2. Despite being a day of joy, Fridays are not as good as people claim they are. While they may be the light at the end of the tunnel, they are still a long workday, making them a long countdown to freedom, and they often go on and on, just like Mondays.
3. Each Friday, people are thrilled to leave they crappy jobs for the week, and enjoy the weekend, after a long miserable week.
by I HATE MONDAYS WITH A PASSION! April 22, 2025
Get the Friday mug.The a delicious microwaved feast had every Friday. Each feast has a different cuisine or theme for example one Friday could be Mexican and the next could be the color red. But no matter what the theme is, there will always be garlic bread in said feast. Part of the ritual of a Friday Feast is to trash the area in which the feast has been had, and leave as quickly as possible so that no blame can be thrown.
ME: "I can't wait for our Friday Feast tomorrow"
YOU:"Wait you're bringing the garlic bread right?"
ME:"Yep"
YOU:"Wait you're bringing the garlic bread right?"
ME:"Yep"
by MrNoodle November 17, 2016
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Frequently happens after Fuck This Shit O'Clock
Victoria: Ugh my boss was a huge prick today, Fuck this shit Friday.
Justin: 3 exams down, 5 to go! :(
Martina: Fuck this shit Friday?
Justin: You know it!
Justin: 3 exams down, 5 to go! :(
Martina: Fuck this shit Friday?
Justin: You know it!
by Flubber92 January 11, 2014
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