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PDF file

1. A .PDF file, usually a text file

2. Pedophile, but for YouTubers and people with trauma from being groomed (I suppose) censoring it
Example 1 (.PDF):

Garfield: yo jon how the fuck do you open this pdf file?

Jon: Use Google Docs, you dumbass cat

Example 2 (Pedophile):

Wokenotbroke225: In today's YouTube drama, we will talk about a PDF file artist known as Shadman.
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Drake File

A .PDF file, because Drake is a .PDF file
How do I rotate a Drake file?

I need a program which edits Drake files
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Epstein Files

The Epstein files are something the US government refuses to release, because it would incriminate too many wealthy and powerful people from across the globe.
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Gar-Failed

(Verb)

To be Gar-Failed is to know disappointment at a cosmic level: like Garfield waking up to an empty lasagna pan. Every Wednesday you get your hopes up—bowling shoes rented, camera ready, dough rising—and every Wednesday such bestie pulls a Gar-Fail, leaving you holding nothing but regret and extra pepperoni.
Example:
“Thought we were making pizza and going bowling, but Greg Gar-Failed me again.”

One-liner roasts:

When Garfield hates Mondays, but Greg makes you hate Wednesdays.

To be left standing alone in bowling shoes, holding a camera and a homemade pizza sauce.

Greg ghosts Garfield Day harder than Garfield ghosts diets.
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Epstein Files

yeah they totally dont exist
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Josh Fields

Jew
He is the sterotypical Jew, tall, black hair, intelligent, cute
Josh Fields is a Jew
I said glass of juice, not gas the jew
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Josh Fields

I really wish Josh Fields was my Rank leader. He is very intelligent and beautiful as well as intelligent and beautiful.
He also very tall and intelligent and beautiful. Another way to describe Josh Fields is very intelligent and very beautiful.
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