ur mother father

Worst insult to be ever created.
Worst then "ur mom gay" and even then "ur granny tranny".

Person no.1: *searches google for "ur mom gay"

Fbi agent in his phone: ur mother father
Person no.1 *dies*

Person no.1: *searches google for "ur mom gay"

Fbi agent in his phone: ur mother father
Person no.1 *dies*

by Lil niBBy April 11, 2018

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tar 'n' feather

Refers to either:
(1) The correct way to pave a road (i.e., to evenly spread/roll asphalt and then neatly angle-smooth the edges)
(2) What "they" will do to you is you do a sorry-a** job of said paving.

D.O.T. foreman: The citizens in this area are really touchy about having their hard-won tax-dollars used for re-surfacing their main street, so I'd better see that my crew does a good job of it if we don't want them to tar 'n' feather us afterwards.

by QuacksO August 9, 2018

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faether • father • fatherless • feather • fatherfucker • fathergear • Father figure • Fatherless Child • fatherless behavior • father's day

Hit the featherball

going to sleep

Oh heaven's. I'm gonna' hit the featherball.

by emoney2012 October 1, 2018

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Photo Op Father

Baby daddy’s who only come around during holidays and other events where people take lots of pictures just so they can post on social media about how much they “love” their kids and then go back to being MIA until the next holiday. Typically they are trying to make themselves look like they are actually more involved in their child’s life than they actually are.

Ex: “It’s Christmas time again. Time for all those non child support paying photo op father’s to come out of hiding and take a few pictures to post to Facebook.”

by Bg0991 April 7, 2019

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