He is great guy, who is really hot. But he will play with your emotions and not care for you. He has a tendency to cheat and to like constantly. Ethans are not dating material
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Get the Ethan mug.This kid is the best person I know he makes a smile he irritates me makes me smile again and that he'll feel bad for no reason he'll forget to call you or he'll make you cry or something stupid but he loves you and I know that I love him if I hadn't met him I'd probably be dead in a ditch somewhere or still crying about my stupid ex or something but I'm happy I met him
Ethan is the best person I know
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Get the Ethan mug.ethan mf dolan is a 19 year old soon to be 20 who is hot asf but also a cutie pie.
he’s got dark brown hair, chocolate brown eyes. he has a twin, grayson dolan who’s basically ethan’s duplicate. niether one of the other is better than each other. ethan is funny asf but dramatic. ethan’s lane where you attttt?¿ overall, ethan dolan is an amazing, caring, passionate, person who wants nothing more than to enjoy life and love the people who surround him.
he’s got dark brown hair, chocolate brown eyes. he has a twin, grayson dolan who’s basically ethan’s duplicate. niether one of the other is better than each other. ethan is funny asf but dramatic. ethan’s lane where you attttt?¿ overall, ethan dolan is an amazing, caring, passionate, person who wants nothing more than to enjoy life and love the people who surround him.
person 1: have you heard of ethan dolan?
person 2: yeah, the dolan twins right?
person 1: heck yes
person 1: have you heard about ethan dolan’s RECENTS
person 2: you better believe it. they were making the whole world hot 🥵
person 2: yeah, the dolan twins right?
person 1: heck yes
person 1: have you heard about ethan dolan’s RECENTS
person 2: you better believe it. they were making the whole world hot 🥵
by ethan’s brother September 5, 2019
Get the ethan dolan mug.A whiny little bitch, who doesn't know the jack shit about anything, but jerking off. He is, and will die a virgin, and has a penis the size of a Lego piece. If you so much as touch an Ethan, he will scream at you in a furious rage, crying and accusing you in any way possible. When in the rage, they somehow manage to summon the strength to chuck full sized live horse. An Ethan weighs 300 pounds and never works out and only eats chick-fil-a. Either that, or at the age of 34 is only three feet tall, and weighs 90 pounds. He has also has found a way to suck his own dick, and does it all day, and lives in his parent's attic, because his other siblings have already occupied the basement. At least it's better than a cardboard box! An Ethan has an unbelievable collection of useless and pointless talents, such as playing video games, and identifying and type of part in a dollar bill. He is also extremely ugly, and smells worse than shit, and only has a couple teeth remaining in his head. He also has a head the size of a beach ball, but his face is as big as ping-pong ball.
by TheAnkleKicker December 15, 2017
Get the Ethan mug.One of the goofiest people you’ll ever meet He can make you laugh just by simply smiling He’s very attractive he’s normally really athletic but he’s a drama queen.If you have a Ethan in your life don’t let him go He is so so sweet an will treat you like a queen and will make sure no one ever hurt you
Ethan:I’m hungry
Person:Eat some cabbage
Ethan:Eww🤮that was so gross I’m going to puke bro like I’m not even kidding
Person:Eat some cabbage
Ethan:Eww🤮that was so gross I’m going to puke bro like I’m not even kidding
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