Porndrive or Porn drive (prior copulation), is the co-drug or even catalytic effect of pornography that rapidly expanded the internet into every working mans home in the 90s who had a phone line and a screeching pussy cat sound meant you would convert in a jiffy. Sounding the bell end of vanilla phone sex. It's addictive allure can be a healthy complement to the sweet spot a balanced and beautiful mind, but be warned, find your boundaries and remember. ITS ONLY A MOVIE! they are action men and pro women, that's not real life and if you tried it at home, you could blow yourself off and break your neck, garrotte yourself or rub yourself off the genetic tree by not procreating. The porn police are on the Edge of what's legal and a few "don't try this at home" at the beginning and guide and behind the behind scenes at the end sure to cum, and much needed as BS standard. Porn empowers, but it can also subjugate. This is the one place in life where neither is wrong (see SMDrive, of 50 shades of ayg)
Something went wrong. I was lost in an amazing place online of infinite possibilities on a respectable GOV approved site, to get away from my shithole of a life and getting inspiration for a fresh start and what I really wanted and what could be achieved this was a porndrive of my soul, life and mind, I was in pure heavenly procrastination when all of a sudden the porn police turned up on my webcam and cut it off. I might have to get out there and meet some friends, how on earth do you meet people these in real life if you have no friends in the real world? Can I connect my porn to my car LCD or listen to the music videos. Another type of porn drive me thinks. I also have a little 32GB micro, that's my pornodrive, its so small it fits in my chaps eye and the portable powerbank cylindrical and smooth and fits up my arse (that last bits a joke, don't insert anything electrical in your body, only a expert in cybernetics can and stop, think, wank DONT porn and drive.
by AYG delimited November 15, 2017
Get the Porn drivemug. Something Jake Paul does not do after throwing water balloons at Dillon Danis because he is doing a “drive-by”.
Why doesn’t Jake Paul do a Drive Stay?
Because he can fight him on pay-per-view and earn millions, millions, millions, millions, and millions of dollars doing a drive by.
Because he can fight him on pay-per-view and earn millions, millions, millions, millions, and millions of dollars doing a drive by.
by ConorfightJake December 15, 2020
Get the Drive Staymug. Bumper to bumper driving, where the driver behind your car misses ramming into your car by a few breathless seconds.
The driver behind me was practising Boot-kiss driving. My heart leapt out when he stopped short of ramming into my car by a few seconds.
by Fleur-de-lis April 30, 2010
Get the Boot-Kiss drivingmug. by Canberra JDM Car Scene December 18, 2021
Get the drive safe, drive homemug. Drive-by psychiatry is when a total stranger (usually not a mental health professional) tries to diagnose you based on your interactions. This is very common on social media and internet comment sections.
To make this online space more inclusive, we ask that members refrain from drive-by psychiatry, especially while arguing with someone you disagree with.
by xxNOxxx July 1, 2021
Get the drive-by psychiatrymug. opposite of drive-by. driving by and staying. something Jake Paul did not do because he gets paid millions and millions and millions and millions and— MILLIONS of dollars to fight, why would he fight him for free?
by @mikegadawski December 15, 2020
Get the drive staymug. by Ringo the Star May 17, 2023
Get the Paper Drivemug.