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Help im dieing inside

This is what you say when you have reached a terrible state of depression. Also what i am rn lol.

SEND HELP THE FBI ARE LOOKING FOR ME
Dave : Help im dieing inside
Mother : Why should i care
Dave : WAAAAAAAAA
by Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh December 14, 2023
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Dante's Divine Comedy

When you are holding in a jizz so you don't lose any soldiers and you fart and the fart is the catalyst for eruption.
"what happened to you?"
"it stinks, i made a mess, it was Dante's Divine Comedy"
by poopsiemanym January 15, 2024
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Chicago Style Driving

Chicago style driving is the action of driving the opposite direction of a NASCAR track, often used a formal excuse for trolling or when someone forgot the proper direction. The style invented by the roblox player UptightEpicman22, published by Secured_Noodles and pingo_boi
Driver 1: “You’re driving the wrong way stop it”
Driver 2: “I’m Chicago style driving
by Secured_Noodles September 22, 2025
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What an interesting assortment of characters dining in unison

1. When a completely random set of people find themselves hanging out together and a third party decides to comment on their unusual outing

2. Any circumstance involving a random group of people who have absolutely nothing to do with each other
1. “Becky! Did you see them having dinner the other day?”

“Yes! What an interesting assortment of characters dining in unison”

2. “A random assortment of characters dining in unison just texted me !!!!!” (Completely open to any sort of interpretation)
by JennyBea November 19, 2019
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Slang for when someone you're gossiping about is nearby but you don't want that person to know you're gossiping about them, like a code.
Emma: Did you hear that Lisa is dating Travis? Ew.
Jane: Shhh, the tea is on the dining table.
by kimtete January 7, 2020
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Paul "Ant-Man" Rudd: The Divine Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Paul "Ant-Man" Rudd: The Divine Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025
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no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User
by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024
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