Date lamed

When you attend a party with a date and they dissapear mid-way thorough the night.

"Where's my husband? Have I been date lamed?"

by Goodlyon November 27, 2015

sneak dating

When you are dating a male/female without any parent or guardian having the curiosity

She is totally sneak dating

by macy12378 March 12, 2016

doggy date

waterboarding to the umpteenth degree

i got doggy date by a cow

by loligotadog March 22, 2022

frankish dinner date

(Frankish refers to Charlemagne and The Franks): weird looking and unpalatable food,- ioho-, but food still fit for human consumption (if religious dietary restrictions are kept out of the equation, because your ethnic group is simply not accustomed to such food).

caterpillars in tomato sauce? what is this Frankish dinner date?

by Sexydimma February 07, 2017

Date digger

People who go on dates only for free food and then ghost there date.

Eg:- Oh yes she was a date digger.

by Catgirlskatingoveryou December 05, 2020

Textpiration Date

A set period of time after which a person's past social media posts or texts can no longer be used against them, provided it can be reasonably shown that they no longer carry those problematic beliefs or attitudes.

Like a statute of limitations on getting "cancelled."

Karen: Can you believe Rob said something so offensive? I should show this to his boss.
Stacy: You can't.
Karen: Why not?
Stacy: That comment is 10 years old. It's past the textpiration date.

by C Monty March 22, 2022

Date Foam

Ejaculant. Normally referenced with respect to wishing to be ready for a first sexual encounter with a new partner.

"I haven't had a wank for days. Making sure there's plenty of date foam for tonight!"

by D. D. D. August 14, 2023