Coffee chick

A "Coffee Chick" is a girl that will always be willing to know everything that is happening in your girlfriends life. Such as your private sex life, inter-relationship arguments and e.t.c. Your girlfriend's Coffee Chick will address herself as your friend, but always approaches you with a glare.

The vise-versa (a Boyfriend's guy friend), is often referred to as a "Beer Buddy" or "Beer Bud". This friend will listen, but often will be drunk so forgets it the next day. Or her doesn't care.

A gay man, who is best-friends with your girlfriend, is a "Coffee Guy"... same thing.
Coffe Chick: C'mon... Tell me. What happened with John last night?!

Mary: He doesn't want me to tell you.

Coffee Chick: Don't listen to him! I'm your Coffee Chick!

Mary: Okay! Okay! Well... Last night, John sorta... You know.

Coffee Chick: Again?! He needs to... Control that.

Mary: I know. *chuckles.

Coffee Chick: Hahahahaha!

They both break out in laughter.
by KoRnMeal;( July 11, 2012
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jizz coffee

when men gather around in a circle and start masturbating around a mug with coffee in and cum in it and last one to ejaculate has to drink it
hey boys lets play jizz coffee.
by glizzy_gobbler June 27, 2022
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Indian coffee

When jumping in a lake or a cold river in the morning to wake yourself up as american indians had no coffee per say
Dude im wasted, in need some indian coffee this morning
by boneshaker July 26, 2020
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Coffee Drama

The melee that ensues while everyone is trying to access the coffee and personalize their cup to their liking. Also when the grounds end up in the pot or coffee overflows onto the counter. or the disgust one feels the the pot is empty and they did not get a cup.
Mega coffee drama this morning, we were out of creamer and I had to wait for the second pot.
by c2l2 September 04, 2022
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coffee teeth

Coffee in your teeth
My mom has coffee teeth.
by Summer with tree my door May 16, 2021
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Coffee Moist

When one allows them self to marinate in coffee, and then to suck it out of every article of clothing... Including the underwear. And then using a bagel to "dip it in the coffee pot"
"Yea man she got coffee moist."
"Yea she was suckin' out this morning with a bagel."
by Blagnarth December 20, 2016
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california coffee pot

on my hike, I went for a california coffee pot, and cleaned up with some leaves
by itsnotmeiswearr October 28, 2020
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