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White Christmas

When a guy cums on someone's face on Christmas Eve at 12:59:99
Guy 1: Bro I have a white Christmas yesterday
Guy 2: fukin nice bro how'd she take it?
by I wAnT mEh LeMoNs December 20, 2019
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Green Christmas

I'm Mr. Green Christmas, I'm Mr. Sun!
by QueenieAUbaek December 27, 2022
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Christmas Cut-Off

The appropriate amount of time to start a relationship and have the obligation of bringing them home to the family for the holidays and/or buying gifts. The ideal date is a minimum of 2 months before the holiday: October 25.

Any relationship started after October 25 doesn't necessarily qualify as a mandatory invitation to visit the family or buy gifts.
If he doesn't get his act together, he won't have anyone in place for the Christmas Cut-Off and he'll be the only single loser of the family.
by TK403 September 21, 2014
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Christmas Eve String Light

1) A sexual act (similar to the Mexican Lawnmower) where one inserts Christmas-colored festive string lights through someone’s mouth until it gets stuck in their rectum. The lights are allowed to stay there for multiple weeks until the person has to poop, in which case then another person digs in that person’s butt and pulls it out quickly while someone else plugs the lights in from the other end creating a display of vibrant color as the lights (and shit) exit the person!
Josh just got Ashley to Christmas Eve String Light him for his Christmas gift!

Henry wasn’t expecting to find Jenny with a Christmas Eve String Light being pulled out of her her.
by bayharborfartsmella November 4, 2025
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Day before Christmas stuffing

‘Day before Christmas stuffing’ is where your mum makes you heaps of stuffing a day in advance
“Mum when will my day before Christmas stuffing be done’
by Bolobag2007 December 23, 2023
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Mannheim Steamroller's An American Christmas

a 12-hour nationally broadcast special radio program of music and narrated stories, heard on over 250 stations across the United States. The program is hosted by the group's founder Chip Davis and is produced and distributed each year by WestStar TalkRadio Network
Mannheim Steamroller's An American Christmas is composed of the stories and legends surrounding the holiday, all keyed to today's most popular new and traditional Christmas music
by SPrice1980 May 24, 2023
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graham christmas

An excitable, quick tempered and usually horny individual. Usually get's picked on a lot. Graham Christmas' usually find one person and fall in love with them instantly, however, the person never loves them back. They will stay in love with this person for the rest of their life and this person is usually a male. Graham Christmas' will usually have really good friends but not many. They will accept him for being gay and they're names are usually as follows;
Anna, Mae, Chantelle & Shannon
However, they do usually meet one fake friend and they are generally called Tyler.
They aren't very trusting and if they trust you DO NOT damage that trust. They will lose all trust in everyone and it'll take a very long time to build it back up again.
"Who's that kid over there being picked on?"
"Oh, that must be a Graham Christmas."
by AmyToonlink October 24, 2013
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