Chocolate Headphones

When in a three-some, you ask two participants to face away from you and squat either side of your head. Each anus is at 'ear-level'. On a count of three, the participants then begin to defecate, and the trick is to try and get both stools to meet at the top of your head to create a set of "chocolate headphones."

Got lucky with two girls last night and I totally got a set of chocolate headphones. It's the best Christmas ever!

by Horhay the V March 11, 2011

Couch Chocolate

Couch chocolate is formed when a person sits on a couch without pants on, failing to fully wipe their ass before they sit down. This results in a smelly brown patch of residue on mom's new couch, making the couch unpleasant to sit on.

"You should get a new sofa, The couch chocolate on this one makes it look like Willy Wonka's factory."

by Rasmus Hans Christianson October 23, 2011

chocolate brocolli

It is when a man or woman has their ass licked and blows ass fragments on to the rim polishers tongue resembling broccoli

dude this chic was licking my ass last night and i busted chocolate brocolli

by bj from hartford citay September 27, 2011

Chocolate Snorkel

To pull your dick out of her ass, pinch her nose so she can not breathe. Then shove your dick in her mouth by pulling her nose toward you while ejaculating.

The girl was not my type until she said she was into chocolate snorkels.

by blue buddha September 28, 2011

Chocolate milk

It’s milk that comes from brown cows retard

I shot a cow in the head with chocolate milk

by Chocolate milk retard October 17, 2019

Chocolate Swirl

When the male partner diarrhea’s in the female’s mouth. While the male partner has diarrhea in their mouth, they then continue to swirl their tongue in the female’s anal. The male then throws up the concoction in the female’s vagina, and continues to fuck her.

Last night I gave my girlfriend the almighty Chocolate Swirl.

by Chocolate Soaker July 21, 2021

Chocolate Hotdog

When a woman/man while laying facedown spreads their butt cheeks while another individual defecates a solid turd into the opening of the cheeks. This creates the appearance of a chocolate hotdog which is carefully placed in-between two buns.

Robbie was lying on his stomach so I told him to spread his cheeks, and I gave him a chocolate hotdog. He loved it.

Sarah loves it when I give her a good ole chocolate hotdog. It gets her off!

by OGK37S3Y August 18, 2021