Your mother

Who I have had sexual intercourse with.

Jane: Hey baby who did you first have sex with?
Suzan: Your mother.

by Therealmilflover69 May 2, 2021

Your Mom

Probably a nice lady in real life, but used as the butt of jokes for whenever the opportunity comes up, and sometimes when an immature person who doesn't know how to use a "Your Mom" joke just feels like it.

Dad: Who called?
Me: Your mom.

by mister83e February 4, 2015

your vhugjvkhgjvhgckjvghjvkuygh\

i am battling cancer

your vhugjvkhgjvhgckjvghjvkuygh\ oir death

by Ddddffffdddd September 27, 2020

Your sister

An absolute bitch that slaps you in your gob every time she sees you.

Shouts about her friends and her boyfriend

Friend:Your sister just kissed your boyfriend!!!
Me: what a bastard!

by DarkAngel1 May 11, 2019

your a house

The phrase "your a house" or simply the word "house" itself is a replacement word for things like "bitch" "hoe" "slut" "asshole" etc.

"yoo, buy me a cookie!!!!"
"Nahh, grlll i need mah money for tha bus"
"damn dawww why you gotta be a HOUSE"

your a house

by nigguhlips August 4, 2009

By your J's

On your own

Oh shit man, dese hench SB brers caught me by my J's an fucked me up.

by Grandmaster Zoots October 29, 2003

your mom

an answer every teenage guy gives from gr 9 on to gr 10 to any question or insult

Me: marius, you're gay.
Marius: you're gay.
Me: your mom's gay.
Marius: your mom's gay.

note: marius is not gr 9, he just never passed the your mom phase

by CapPatrat December 28, 2005