Toilet Paper Ascot

Clamping toilet paper with your chin while beating off, making it accessible to clean up your huge load quickly.

A gentleman never forgets his toilet paper ascot when he comes……you spelled cum wrong.

by High Society October 28, 2012

Nigga toilet

he really is my favorite toilet. He looks at me and I immediately get cheerful. if you have to shit you can always be with him. He will always help you in great danger.

You will always love him as nigga toilet or a person. He is the best nigga toilet. Always helpfull.

by N41LUJ October 18, 2019

toilet tease

when you realize you may have taken the biggest dump in your whole grade so you dont flush, but then you get up and the toilet paper that you just wiped your ass with lands right in the way of your mondo shit so you cant see it or take a picture

"hey robbie, how was your 15-minute shit? oh i just got toilet teased"

by hairy taco terminator January 06, 2014

toilet math

Flushing the toilet while you sit on it because you sink. Commonly used as a joke, being told to add and subtract while in the toilet taking a dump.

Hey Steve... do your toilet math.

Robert: Hey Mike, add and subtract... add and subtract...
Mike: What?

Robert: Add a little water, subtract everything else.

by Nightshade00013 November 07, 2021

Skibidi-toilet-ohio-rizz

Skibidi-toilet-ohio-rizz" is a filler word used as an adjective. It is not usually hyphenated, is informal, and is categorized as a slang term. The hyphenated word is a Gen Alpha term that somewhat mocks both themselves and their contemporary trends. An example in a conversation would be:

"Hey, I just got the new Lady Gaga skin in Fortnite."
"That's Skibidi-toilet-ohio-rizz."

"The appears to be quite Skibidi-toilet-ohio-rizz, I would never bear watching it."

by His Majesty's Grammar Police March 13, 2024

national skibidi toilet day

a day where everyone needs to say skibidi toilet at least 10 times or you are not the rizzler

charlie:skibidi toilet x10
lola:what are you doing

charlie:what it’s just national skibidi toilet day

by yousmell12354 April 23, 2024

Toilet sunset

When the log has gone behind the bowel but its not flushed so it turns the water in a dark reddish brown so when you look down in the bowl it looks like a sunset.

Oh my word, who didn't flush, looks like a toilet sunset now.

by GhostriderTC March 31, 2023