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Toilet Flush Anxiety

The period of time when you couldn’t flush your poop down the first time, and when you couldn’t wait for the tank to fill back up again before a second attempt. Couldn’t flush - get anxious - attempt to flush - Repeat
A: WTF were you doing in the bathroom for an hour?
B: had a toilet flush anxiety. Still wouldn’t go down
by Fabulous Captain April 11, 2019
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Skibidi Toilet

The work of fucking Satan.

It is the worst meme ever conceived if you can even call it a meme. It is so unbelievably wretched and cretinous that anyone over the age of 6 knows that it is terrible.

It was created by some guy on YouTube or something. The meme is so terrible and absolutely fucking atrocious that it makes me and several other groups of people want to rip their fucking eyes out. The meme has been going for way too long.

This fucking meme is so horrendous. Little children try to say this meme has lore, but it doesn't, my fucking phone case has more lore than this piece of shit.
The fanbase of this meme consists of little crusty iPad kids who aren't even potty-trained yet. This meme is largely on Youtube Shorts, which is a repugnant internet landscape that is also a rip-off of TikTok, a platform that reduces your attention span to fucking zero.

The worst thing ever fucking conceived.
Crusty 5 year old who's addicted to anything electronic: "Hey, have you heard of Skibidi Toilet, it's a really good series."

*Pulls out a fucking revolver and beats the shit out of the toddler while consistently shooting it at a rate of 1 shot/3 seconds and beating up at 3 punches/3 seconds*
by Kazumear November 29, 2023
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toilet seat meat

The act of slapping your wet dick on the toilet seat while you shit
by Assassin4151 January 13, 2021
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Toilet Tap

When a male's penis is large enough it may touch the toilet bowl or water while taking a number 2. Instinctively your first reaction is to move your penis back instantly resulting in a toilet tap.
"Damn it I just toilet tapped🤦🏽 ♂️"
by Curioxity December 22, 2021
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Best Toilet Service

The full form of BTS means Best Toilet Service
Sigma: What’s the full form of BTS?

btsfan: Oh, It’s Bangtan Sonyeondan

Sigma: It’s wrong

btsfan: Huh? Then what is the actual full form of BTS?
Sigma: Best Toilet Service 😎
by King of all gamers March 5, 2024
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Power Toilet

The act of going to the toilet whilst consuming an alcoholic beverage. An offshoot of the more commonly known Power Shower. Usually takes place in preparation for a big night out shunting or kunting.
"I just had an epic Power Toilet"

"Hang on, I have to Power Toilet"
by Bill Sussman March 16, 2010
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Astro Toilet

The Astro Toilets are an alien race that resemble household toilets, known to be far larger and bigger in scope and power compared to Skibidi Toilets, this is what made them become the new main antagonists.

The Astro Toilets are known to incorporate futuristic technologies, such as various high-tech weaponry and gear, they are also very durable as shown in episodes where common technology and weapons barely damage them, some can even survive having their head cut off.

After G-Toilet's failure to prevent the disinfection of Titan Speakerman, they attempted to assassinate him after an unknown discussion, unaware it was a decoy. After failing to do so due to the Chief Scientist Skibidi Toilet Mech intervening, they cut ties with the Skibidi Toilets, planning to take over the planet alone without allying to any side.3

Their current goals are to execute G-Toilet (a former Astro Commander) for treason and to take over Earth by destroying both The Alliance and the Skibidi Toilets. Though this will be very hard now that The Alliance and the Skibidi Toilets have teamed up, they are all currently fighting in The Battle of Asheville. It is currently in Episode 77 and no side has won yet.
Assailant Astro Toilet
Duchess Astro Toilet
Juggernaut Astro Toilet
Detainer Astro Toilet
Carrier Astro Toilet
Mothership Astro Toilet
Destructor Astro Toilet
Impactor Astro Toilet
Interceptor Astro Toilet
Obliterator Astro Toilet
Specialist Astro Toilet
Rocketeer Astro Toilet †
Strider Astro Toilet
Troop Astro Toilet
Scout Astro Toilet †
by YourLocalOGISMHater October 21, 2024
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