toilet seat meat

The act of slapping your wet dick on the toilet seat while you shit

Oi! Come look at my toilet seat meat

by Assassin4151 January 13, 2021

toilet

Where you go caca or pee pee.

i gotta go poop,
where?
IN THE TOILET.

by Someoneontheinternet820 January 14, 2021

Toilet Paper

Pretty much the most valuable thing from 2020.

Guy 1: Do you know where I can get toilet paper?
Guy 2: Nowhere, all of the angry karens and grandmas took them.

by Get Noobed XD January 19, 2021

Toilet Brush Of History

Toilet Brush Of History, sums up Donald Trump's problem solving abilities; pushing down and hiding problems caused by own "strong and stable leadership" and "good decision making skills".

A reminder of the day (1/20 /2021), World news remembers sum-total of Donald Trump's Presidential contributions - on the wrong side of history, as only President to be impeached twice, and most celebrated when he finally leaves The White House, for the very last time.

Today we celebrate Donald Trump for who he actually is; a Toilet Brush Of History - always claiming to "fix problems", he just buried deeper, as a true stain maker, in the history books.

by Bane Defiance January 20, 2021

Toilet hugger

A big beautiful ass.

Sarah: Did you see the toilet hugger on Carlos?

by Hill billy joe January 25, 2021

toilet therapy

When you need to see a therapist but instead you just take a big shit. (To sit on the toilet to collect your thoughts)

Man I really needed some toilet therapy!

by Mr.mom270 January 26, 2021

Toilet

Toilet is basically a thing you can pray for it. When you can’t do anything, just simply sit on the toilet and start thinking. After a couple minutes, you’ll instantly get the answer, and in the same time, your poop fell in the toilet too!

Note: Do not kick the toilet. People say you’ll get 7 years of bad luck if you break a mirror, but if you break a toilet, you’ll need to not poop for 7 years!

When you think of something, you didn’t create the content, toilet did.

by Flyluo January 26, 2021