Toilet

Toilet is basically a thing you can pray for it. When you can’t do anything, just simply sit on the toilet and start thinking. After a couple minutes, you’ll instantly get the answer, and in the same time, your poop fell in the toilet too!

Note: Do not kick the toilet. People say you’ll get 7 years of bad luck if you break a mirror, but if you break a toilet, you’ll need to not poop for 7 years!

When you think of something, you didn’t create the content, toilet did.

by Flyluo January 26, 2021

toilet

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toilet

by kiitybunnigirl August 26, 2021

Toilet

When something isn't very good, but isn't really THAT bad, but still annoyingly bad, its toilet.

Toy-Lah
"that band last night were toilet"
"argh im doing so toilet"
"toiiilleetttttt"

by HDW April 07, 2009

toilet

a place of peace quiet and tranquility where u take a po-op in

i neded a tolatedddd toilet

by fhjdythfdx January 19, 2020

Toilet

(Adjective) to feel toilet

Boy o boy I feel like toilet today

by Heng P. Both March 01, 2023

Toilet

The toilet will always be your best friend because it prevents you from urinating into the pants

You will always love them - toilets are the best we love them all

by Fungirl_ January 02, 2017

Toilet

A portal two and interconnected system of other toilets to dispose of many things such as drugs,poop,pee,vomit,grandmas ashes and for the more lonely people children.

“Im gonna go use the toilet”
“Why”
“Grandmas last wish”
“RIP grandma”

by Doornob July 19, 2021