raccoon titty

A state of having undead saggy breasts.

Has she got 2 sets of kneecaps?

No, she's got a bad case of raccoon titty.

by geezerdk January 8, 2012

TITTY BASHING

When a girl with big tits smacks a guy in the head with her large mounds during sex.

When a stripper whacks her knockers on guys head during a stripping session

My head hurts Joe. That stripper gave me a good titty bashing last night.

by kidlou January 9, 2011

titty bumper

A titty bumper is someone who is afraid of all contact sports. Often used as a word to describe football players who can't block good.

Pecker Olinger: "Hit somebody out there you bunch of titty bumpers!"

Football Player: "I'm not a titty bumper, I'm just hittin' him in the tittties!"

by peckerolinger January 24, 2010

whine titty

Deriving from the saying: "weak tit on this mama cat" from the movie Sugar and Spice, but slowly forming into just the term "whine titty". Referring to someone being overly whiny about something, a child whose crying is over the top, etc. Someone who is being a whine titty can also just be called a "titty".

"Taylor Swift needs to quit being a whine titty about her boyfriends in all her songs."

"You can't go shopping this week? It's not that big of a deal. Don't be a whine titty."

"You're crying non stop is making me believe you're being a titty right now. Stop."

by blackfoxes February 24, 2013

Pancake Titties

A girl with unusually flat or disappointing titties

Bro Maddie flashed me last night she got pancake titties

by Fuckyessirb June 25, 2020

Titty dagwood

When a woman's breasts are so desirable that you just want to put a bun on the top and a bun on the bottom and dig in face-first.

Shit Bob, look at the cans on that hostess. How'd you love to give them a titty dagwood?

by David Giomandro August 5, 2008

Flipping Tittys

If someone is freaking out or over reacting

Jesus! Colby is flipping tittys about his gf not calling!

or slang can be
Flipping Tits

by Aron1 February 27, 2009