trickeration

The activity that a sexual service provider makes available for a predetermined fee.

The skank was busted for trying to turn a trickeration with a narc.

by John Wordsmith December 26, 2003

Ticklery

The sneaky art of tickling someone when they least expect it in a sneakery manner that leaves them unsuspecting and vulnerable to the attack.

Grandpa had a masters in the art of ticklery such that shnickles were inevitable.

by Shannon Thrasher December 15, 2008

ticketwhore

A person who will do anything for a ticket to see their favourite band/singer/comedian preferable with someone with a nick name that has to do with herbs.

Ryan : I really want a Justin Bieber meet and greet ticket!
Helen : would you bang Chives for one?

Ryan : all night long
Helen: you are a ticketwhore.

by Ryrylovesbieberforlyf August 27, 2013

Tucker

A man who wears women's clothes and tucks his junk between his legs to give the appearance of being female. They get great pleasure from getting unsuspecting guys to fondle their giblets.

You may get more than you bargained for with that "girl"... looks like a tucker to me.

by ZaphodB July 2, 2016

Ticket to Ride

When someone suggests an idea however it so confusing it competes with the rules of Ticket to Ride.

Typically said so fast all of the “T”s and “K” sound like an incoming train. (TI-Ke-eT-To-RiDe)

Person 1: Hey, how about we take these waffles to the geese at the end of the road on our camel!

Person 2: Could you explain more? That’s super Ticket to Ride.

by Fake snow January 7, 2021

tinker knocker

The third gender. Most people do not know about this because the government tries to hide it. Tinker knockers have huge ears and big bumps on their backs. Pink juice sometimes comes out of their ears. There is a special surgeon who can help them look normal. Most tinker knockers live in Greenland because that’s where the surgeon lives. Many tinker knockers also live in California because they like the weather

There is a tinker knocker in my backyard.

by jasoncarley January 31, 2021

Return Ticket

A mandatory statement of compliance required by African's travelling to the United Kingdom.This statement is actioned with immediate effect. see also fresh off the boat Immigration Customs and Excise

"Dear Mr (insert here various number of clicks and clacks)
On todays date of 16th Feb 2006 you have been issued with a RETURN TICKET to Zimbabwe effective immediately. Thank you for travelling with British Airways. We regret that this will be your last journey with us."

"Morning Sir,are you travelling today on flight BA157- could I please see your return ticket!"

by Jar Jar Bing May 24, 2006