NDS= new dick syndrome. it's when women leave their current penis for a new penis, often thinking the grass is greener on the other side. if your girl gets NDS, nothing can cure it, she's leaving you and taking half your shit.
i suspect my wife may have a case of N-D-S,she came home the other night with jhizstains on her skirt.
by ken power February 7, 2009
Get the N-D-Smug. A one pot method of cooking methamphetamine. Called Shake n Bake because you have to 'shake' the bottle to get the reaction going. Shake uses anhydrous ammonia in the place of red phosphorus to extract methamphetamine from ephedrine by way of a chemical reaction when mixed with lithium. Originally used as a cut for P2P and red phos dope.
by tragicbeautiful January 27, 2011
Get the Shake n Bakemug. A derogative street term used for describing a woman.
Can also be used when to talk "Tits N' Ass" which is the discussion of the merits of a woman's breasts and posterior.
Can also be used when to talk "Tits N' Ass" which is the discussion of the merits of a woman's breasts and posterior.
Check out that fine piece of Tits N' Ass walking down the street!
Im single again: Now I can talk Tits N' Ass
Im single again: Now I can talk Tits N' Ass
by Blane McConnell Jnr April 2, 2008
Get the Tits N' Assmug. The act of ejaculating on a woman's breasts then having her get dressed and leaving without cleaning herself off. Generaly occures after a tit fuck. ONLY classified if it occured in the morning hours.
Friend 1: Dude, i gave this girl some sweet tits 'n' gravy this morning about an hour before work.
Friend 2: Was it the secretary? She didn't show up for work today.
Friend 1: heh heh, cream gravy!!
Friend 2: Was it the secretary? She didn't show up for work today.
Friend 1: heh heh, cream gravy!!
by Kenny024 May 5, 2009
Get the Tits 'N' Gravymug. (v.) The act of using one's chivalric qualities to swoon a lady and eventually bang her like she stole something. Shortly after, the triumphant male flees the scene a better man.
Brandon: Dude, so you don't like her, but she's really hot, right?
Nick: Well...yea.
Brandon: So why don't you just beat n skeet?
Nick: Haha. You're right.
Nick: Well...yea.
Brandon: So why don't you just beat n skeet?
Nick: Haha. You're right.
by Laddie Patel February 2, 2005
Get the beat n skeetmug. by whiskymack February 19, 2004
Get the suit it n' boot itmug. by r0ger25 August 24, 2007
Get the drunk 'n lovemug.