Promises that are made in the moment about the future for the purpose of smashing. It is a form of manipulation (lol) to get what you want at that moment with no intention of actually following through or you know you do not actually have the capability of providing the desired future. Usually works on girls who have not reached their prime target (guys with a lot of money) as they are young and have not fully reached their gold digging potential and still fw (use the search bar if you do not understand) basic salary guys
by wannabelatinamami-A.S. October 16, 2023
Get the Pipe dreammug. Have you ever played team fortress 2 with Sani, he’s good with pipe grenades, one could say he’s pipe Jesus
by Spycrab505 December 25, 2022
Get the pipe Jesusmug. When you are receiving oral from someone with a dry mouth while they’re puking on your dick at the same time
“Dude Jessica gave me the best New Hampshire pipe-bomb I’ve had in a while”
“What the fuck is wrong with you”
“What the fuck is wrong with you”
by Coleslaw420 May 31, 2025
Get the New Hampshire pipe-bombmug. When it's your turn to have a go at the orgy but you're the last one in and everyone has nutted inside.
Joe: Hey everyone, it's Phil's turn to have a go! He'll be enjoying some 'Slimey Pipe'!
Phil: All I'm hearing is easy entry!
Phil: All I'm hearing is easy entry!
by Bazinga87 February 24, 2023
Get the Slimey Pipemug. 
Maybe you’ve heard ‘viper’s got you in the pipe, tuve-by-five’ if you play ape sex(apex). Got you in the pipe means you are being aimed at accurately, or perfectly lined up(with missile or weapons like that)
by Juzobamboozled February 1, 2022
Get the got you in the pipemug. “ Now I get that feeling
Something ain't right
I look to my right
And I'm like, damn
There go that flexin' nigga
He wavin' his pipe” - King Von, Crazy Story pt. 3
Something ain't right
I look to my right
And I'm like, damn
There go that flexin' nigga
He wavin' his pipe” - King Von, Crazy Story pt. 3
by DrillLoreLord April 21, 2021
Get the Pipemug.