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Ding dong schlong

Crap my ding dong schlong took 20 erotic damage
by Fadgy December 9, 2020
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dong

its shit
like it is actully shit

hey dude i just had a dong
by saaaaap dod April 19, 2018
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River Donging

1. An unapologetic, phallic flex. Preferably near a moving body of water.

2. The new, new BDE.

Origins: Chris Pine’s infamous nude scene in OUTLAW KING.

See also: Hanging Pine
Ain’t nobody play D like Ray Lewis. Dude’s just river donging all over that offense.
by Burner McBurnerson February 7, 2022
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douche dong

The act of being a douche and a dong at the same time.
Clayton was being a douche dong at the dance.
by Tappenmehard25 March 3, 2017
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Chomping Dong

by noxp August 27, 2025
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Full Dong Press

A "Full Dong Press" occurs when a male colleague approaches your desk and stands behind you while you're seated and working at you computer. As he leans in to look at the monitor, he presses his genitals into your shoulder causing you to shrink away in a desperate attempt to escape the unwanted pressure of his dong against your body. The discomfort of a Full Dong Press is much worse if the perpetrator is wearing shorts, skinny jeans, or athletic pants.
Dude, I've been violated. Johnny just gave me a Full Dong Press while looking at my invoice reports.

Josh is on his way to HR because he gave the new secretary a Full Dong Press.
by anonymous August 8, 2025
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Dong Funnel

1:A person who is much like a funnel except they enjoy taking mens weiners inside them much like the given name funnel.

2: Slang for a homosexual
Evan: "dude curtis ur such a dong funnel!"

Curtis: " come on evan only ryan is that!"
by Legit OpTiKz November 28, 2009
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