Fucker in bed

Someone who loves a good lie in. Even on weekdays when they should be working!

The Ray meister in bed again all morning.

“He’s a fucker in bed, put him on the in bed tier list”

by Cheesy545 December 2, 2025

to hit the bed and clouds

to go to bed with the intent to fall asleep almost immediately and start dreaming and recycling emotional experiences.

I'm so tired now, it's time to hit the bed and clouds.

I've been through so much today, I really need to hit the bed and clouds.

by TeddyLva December 16, 2025

bed crystal

a pebble-like crusty substance with a sticky surface, formed from many years of built-up unwashed mattress scum, reaching its final form through vigorous movement. This is typically located between the mattress and bed sheet

Haven't scrubbed my mattress in a few years now, better check for those bed crystals

by mattress lover January 4, 2026

Goona Bed

Using the hide a bed in the hotel room where you can goon at night by yourself on a family vacation without having to share a room with your family so you are alone and you can goon in peace

Man, I hate having to share a hotel room with my family so I decided to sleep on the goona bed

by Sussy boi April 7, 2025

Goona Bed

The hide a bed in a hotel room where you can avoid sharing a room with your family on a family vacation and have your own space so you can goon (masturbate) at night on family vacation without your parents knowing.

I’ve seen this hot Latinas ass on the beach on my vacation to Mexico. I can’t wait to goon on the goona bed to that Latinas ass tonight.

by Sussy boi April 7, 2025

I was under the bed

Had a phenomenal sleep
Sleeping good
Knocked out

Hey, sorry I missed your call, I was under the bed lol.

by Letmehelp May 8, 2025

Asleep at the Bed

Getting told to do something when you’re already doing it.

“Mom yelled at me to take the trash as I was walking to the alley- the whole time I was asleep at the bed, y’know!”

by Bagelbag Slutdirt May 24, 2025