The Cock Vicegrip Rule 

The day you become a man, the cock vicegrip rule is when a girl or woman takes the right elbow and puts your dick in the inner of her left elbow and then elbows with her right elbow onto the left elbow where your cock is. Only real men do it don't be a pussy.

Kelly, lets do the cock vicegrip rule and smash your elbow into it.

The Cock Vicegrip Rule by Pat Nickerson December 29, 2011

The Red Velvet 

When you and your virgin partner have intercourse, where the resulting vaginal blood is used to coat her, therefore causing her to appear like a red velvet cake.

I would try doing The Red VelvetTM, but I fear to catch STD's or aids.

The Red Velvet by PolishDerp December 9, 2017

Doing the Dirty Veggies

Foreplay with unwashed produce. i.e. cucumbers, squash, gourds, pickles, etc.

guy 1: Dude Lara wanted it so bad last night, she was getting freaky in the kitchen when I was trying to make her dinner!
guy 2: Really? Like what?
guy 1: Like, doing the dirty veggies dude, she didn't even wash that shit.
guy 2: Nice!
guy 1: Yeah but afterward she smelled like Salinas.

Doing the Dirty Veggies by dirty veggie washer September 2, 2013

The Elder Vibe 

The elder vibe is an aura emmited by all members of the elder family that allows them to wheel regardless whether they are good looking or not.

The Elder Vibe is commonly used by james michael elder of the roxden.

The Elder Vibe by suttonnn January 18, 2010

The notorious VAG 

1) The female genatailia
2) A stupid person's favourite rapper

Did you get at her 'notorious VAG'?

No it turns out 'she' was a man.

The notorious VAG by kaladonia October 20, 2003

Drain the main vain 

1. The act of releasing urine from your penis.

2. The act of releasing semen from your penis

I drained the main vain all over her.

Well, time to drain the main vain

Drain the main vain by Nttm May 19, 2010

The Proper Valet 

When you take a 2006 Dodge RAM 2500 6-speed to a fancy hotel or restaurant and have a valet park it. You then walk away from the truck and then hear a hideous grinding sound and see a couple of gears or bolts fall from the transmisson.

Keith performed the proper valet on Pete's truck. The truck has never been the same and Andy is very pissed off

The Proper Valet by 69BriGuy69 December 23, 2007