I was tearin it up til the bitch was bout to squirt, when i left that fuckin bitch with a red purple pussy!
by Pablo Straight March 29, 2009
Get the red purple pussymug. A sparkley purple zebra is a nickname used to describe a woman who is beautiful, intelligent, awesome and who can always make your day. more often than not a " Vanessa" will be refered to as a sparkley purple zebra, just like a vanessa, sparkley purple zebras can be very hard to come by and should be cherished and loved.
She is my sparkley purple zebra
by Bestmetalheadfriend May 1, 2011
Get the sparkley purple zebramug. by toj September 18, 2008
Get the purple archmagemug. An instance in which blunt force trauma is exerted through the phallus and scrotal region and into the perineum resulting in sub dermal hemorrhaging in the shape of grimace ( the mcdonalds mascot)
Hey bro did you hear what happened to todd at the party last night ?
Yea bro, his girl caught him cheating and she gave him a wisconsin purple grimace.
Yea bro, his girl caught him cheating and she gave him a wisconsin purple grimace.
by Therein December 11, 2020
Get the Wisconsin purple grimacemug. by Retarded64 October 5, 2020
Get the Dat purples kuwademug. by ShrekOnion69 December 15, 2014
Get the Purple Fire Hydrantmug. A Purple Spaghetti Story is an overly long, meandering joke told as if it were a short story (sometimes about a real person - to make it seem real) usually about purple Spaghetti and ending with an unrelated lesson learned. They are often also called, or similar to, a Shaggy Dog Story.
During dinner, Uncle Richard told his nephews Zack and Aaron his famous Purple Spaghetti Story about his son Jeremy being sent to the principals office because he was passing notes in math class. Of course when the principal asked, Jeremy said he was just writing about Purple Spaghetti. By the time Richard finally reached the unrelated punch line ("look both ways before crossing the street") the boys had fallen asleep.
by NZev November 3, 2021
Get the Purple Spaghetti Storymug.