A guys who sells stuff they find in their medicine cabinents and sells it to edgy 12 year olds. Sells advil and says its xanax, sells nyquil sprite and says its lean.
by pseodnym June 21, 2018
Get the fake drug dealermug. make a private story on snapchat to chat shit about all the people that have done you wrong (fake friends) can use code names or whatever !
by 𝐵𝑒𝑙𝑙𝑎 February 24, 2020
Get the fake friend storymug. Put simply, a Fake News Syndicate is made up of people who love to create, spread, and maintain Fake News - but only when it suits them. Additionally, most if not all of these people are Screenshot Warrior Trolls.
"The Fake News Syndicate is officially out of control. They will do or say just about anything in order to get attention - never been a time like this!"
by Masterspy November 8, 2017
Get the Fake News Syndicatemug. by twitch.tv/loltyler1 November 30, 2016
Get the fake john sweeneymug. Maine without puffins is just about as real as Australia.
If you believe you live in Maine but have never seen a puffin, you live in Fake Maine. This is a common misconception because Mr. Mapmaker must have forgotten to include Fake Maine and explain the difference. It's hard to get out of Fake Maine, but you'll know you've done it when you see a puffin.
If you believe you live in Maine but have never seen a puffin, you live in Fake Maine. This is a common misconception because Mr. Mapmaker must have forgotten to include Fake Maine and explain the difference. It's hard to get out of Fake Maine, but you'll know you've done it when you see a puffin.
"You live in Maine? Cool! Have you seen any puffins?"
"Actually, no. Maine has puffins?"
"Sounds like a load of Fake Maine™ to me."
"Actually, no. Maine has puffins?"
"Sounds like a load of Fake Maine™ to me."
by mee-haw January 7, 2020
Get the Fake Maine™mug. A Fake Mother In Law is a person who for the sake of her relationship with her son or daughter, is a hypocrite with her daughter or son in law in all situations. This person will gossip and talk behind your back but in-front of her child is a saint.
by AndyMiami May 30, 2007
Get the Fake Mother In Lawmug. 1. A common expression for when a man slowly inserts his penis into a woman's vagina and after full penetration holds thrust for a full ten second count while staring deeply into "his" women's eyes before reverse thrusting as fast as humanly possible without ejaculating.
2. When a woman is begging for a penis, so you tease her with one single pump, for a solid 10 seconds.
3. The act of a man tricking a woman into believing he is going to have sex with her only to pull out after a single ten second thrust.
4. The daring action of a one pump chump
5. The pregame ritual made famous by the 2009 undefeated championship Terriers wiffleball team
2. When a woman is begging for a penis, so you tease her with one single pump, for a solid 10 seconds.
3. The act of a man tricking a woman into believing he is going to have sex with her only to pull out after a single ten second thrust.
4. The daring action of a one pump chump
5. The pregame ritual made famous by the 2009 undefeated championship Terriers wiffleball team
1. Neil: Were you wearing your swishy pants last night?
Marty: Yeah, best decision I've ever made!
Neil: Why is that?
Marty: Cuz she was BEGGING for it
Neil: Did you give it to her?
Marty: I held in there for ten full seconds
Neil: Wow you must be a legend...that's gotta be the longest anyones ever one pumped a girl
Marty: Well lets just say no woman can resist the feeling of a Marty pump-fake.
2. Never Marty pump-fake a girl from the bottom, I unfortunately found out the hard way.
3. Big D: I Marty pump-faked the shit out of her...right in the assss!
4. Erick: Did you bring condoms to the party?
Nick: No of course not, what do I look like a fag?
Erick: That doesn't sound safe
Nick: Don't worry I pull out I just give her the old Marty pump-fake...
Erick: Oh the old Marty pump-fake, safest sex practice known to man
Marty: Yeah, best decision I've ever made!
Neil: Why is that?
Marty: Cuz she was BEGGING for it
Neil: Did you give it to her?
Marty: I held in there for ten full seconds
Neil: Wow you must be a legend...that's gotta be the longest anyones ever one pumped a girl
Marty: Well lets just say no woman can resist the feeling of a Marty pump-fake.
2. Never Marty pump-fake a girl from the bottom, I unfortunately found out the hard way.
3. Big D: I Marty pump-faked the shit out of her...right in the assss!
4. Erick: Did you bring condoms to the party?
Nick: No of course not, what do I look like a fag?
Erick: That doesn't sound safe
Nick: Don't worry I pull out I just give her the old Marty pump-fake...
Erick: Oh the old Marty pump-fake, safest sex practice known to man
by Terriers2009 January 7, 2013
Get the Marty pump-fakemug.