metal dan

The Metal Dan is a sex act. It is most often performed by older men (usually middle aged) on children (usually under the age of 12, and most often male), however, a man can perform it upon anyone. This sex act begins with the male using a razor blade to widen the victim’s anus, in order to penetrate it. The man then deposits his seed into the opened anus, after which he forces the victim to defecate into his mouth. After swallowing the mixture of feces, blood, and semen, he then vomits back into the anus from whence it came. The man then penetrates it once more, so that his penis is sufficiently covered in blood, semen, feces, and vomit, at which point he forces the victim to deep-throat his penis.

wanna try the metal dan with me? its proper fun m8 innit btw im briish.

by the killing man June 25, 2024

Dan.

Wow, what a guy. If i had to describe myself in 3 words id say 'there isn't 3 words great enough to describe my very being'. That's it really, basically the best man living on this here very earth, i say basically i mean definitely but hes a good guy you know, he's not as bad as most people like on the earth theres been some very bad people like hitler i believe he killed quite a few people, yeah dan definitely isn't as bas as him, most average people aren't as bad as hitler. But yeah i don't know, follow me on Instagram @fredricks_the_breadsticks_65

Polly: Whats your name
Mason: dan.
polly: Oh okay, i thought it Was mason

Mason: its dan.

by Breadstick_shaun the praun September 2, 2021

Dan

Sexy yung lad, truely is a bonerlicious man.
The ladies love him
But Dj port a fort hates him

#6-3

‘ that dan is so beautiful in that spongebob t-shirt’

by Fuckin gyammon October 16, 2019

Dan haider

Everyone's favourite Liverpool fan

Me : did you see how Liverpool list 5 away matches in a row ? Gotta feel bad for Dan haider

by GwakGwak March 19, 2021

Dan

Creepy Uncle

Dan's are usually creepy uncles who make weird jokes

by 123fdfdfd October 29, 2019

dan åström

The best of the best.

He must be best in everything.

Well ofcourse thats dan åström

by Maxwell3434 December 13, 2016

Doan Nguyen Linh Dan

dan is a gorgeous girl which has the most attractive face. she got high grades all the time she is open and every boy who thinks of her will the drolled and soon she'll be married to Park Jihoon, makes a lot of money doesn't have to be afraid of being poor and have to play squid game anymore instead she'll lives happily ever after.

ok she has no definition and she did it herself
really Doan Nguyen Linh Dan does as gorgeous as the sentence above

by thisgirlbebong November 3, 2021