the two-neck squeeze

More commonly known as "Autoerotic Asphyxiation"

“It’s like seeing a rainbow, but with all the colours.”
“So like a normal rainbow”

He decided to do the two-neck squeeze and now that sweet chariot has come for to carry him home.

by thericardo June 3, 2018

The Two Inch Pinch

Masturbation where the penis is small enough that two fingers can be used to masturbate. The "Pinch and Roll" method is the best way to execute the 2 inch pinch

I was real lonely last night so I gave myself The Two Inch Pinch.

by ooden September 18, 2016

Two-Wheels Danny

A squeaky voiced dumbshit that is like Adam Sandler in Water Boy that races Lawnmowers on a daily basis and is still struggling through puberty at the age of 69

Look at Two-Wheels Danny ridin that mower nigga ass.

by PinkPussyTom May 20, 2016

Intertransgendercessionental boogalou for two

A mutual and unreciprocable forfeiture of ones "gender unbefitting ones birth sex" between two people while dancing.

If attempting to write down your sexual preference while doing the Intertransgendercessionental boogalou for two, make sure to use a pencil, so that the line may be moved as needed.

by RichardofPotato November 14, 2021

Oklahoma Two Sack

When two people are having sex and both wear a sack on their heads.

That bitch was so ugly I put a bag on my head in case her’s fell off! We call that the Oklahoma Two Sack!

by @paulester9 May 7, 2019

Two gun snuggle

When you Eiffel tower a chick, pass out and then she ghosts, and you wake up cuddling the other dude. It's not gay if it's a two gun cuddle.

How was your night? Pretty good for a Tuesday, except I woke up in a two gun snuggle.

by Homeschoolknows August 26, 2017

Just take two.

When you're not sure what the exact dosage of a drug is.

"Yo how many tabs should I take?"
"Idk they're 100 or 150 mics - just take two."
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"Dog how strong are these edibles?"
"Idk 20 or 80 mg - just take two."

by Sir Shmix-A-Lot July 20, 2020