crab aids

There's no good way to say this, crab aids is coming for all of us. There is no cure and it can not be stopped. the best thing you can do for your family is spread awareness and hope you die quickly

yo andrew i just wanted to inform you that last wednesday before we had gay sex i met a crab at the beach and we made sweet sweet gay crab love, and well i just got tested and i have crab aids.

by crab aids enjoyer September 13, 2023

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Aids

Stxpv

Hey that's pretty aids

by JaydawgWins August 12, 2017

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He's the life of the party. He saves many children from thirst all through the summer, but he is nothing but sugar and water. He will melt when it rains. He has a bad habit of busting through the wall to party's uninvited scaring the little children. Make sure before you let him leave he pays for the damage. He'll go OH YEAH!!'

The Kool Aid Man busted through the door.

by the flavor aid man July 21, 2018

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Mental AIDS

When youre brain has lost its natural defense to gay or retarded shit.

youve been too degenerate or watched too much CNN and now your natural common sense mental-immune response to communism and LGBT is impaired to the point you can believe opposing things with sincere conviction

someone who thinks you are too young to get a tattoo but thinks 12 year olds can cut their boobs off might be said to be infected with mental aids.

totally against climate change, no problem with priate jets at climate change conferences

communist stickers on your new apple products

by particularily awesome dude September 27, 2023

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Gator-AIDS

When magic Johnson shares his Gatorade bottle with you during a game

Magic J: Here buddy have some of my Gatorade
Guy: Oh wow thanks Buddo!
Magic J: "laughs" Ha you faggot loser, i have aids and they were in my Gatoradey, You now have Gator-Aids!
Man: No my virginity is ruined!!

by Mr.werbenjagermanjensen jr April 20, 2018

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