Sheep-tard

Someone who is mentally impaired by their conformity so much that they wouldn’t understand common sense if it kicked them up the arse.

Wow look at all the sheep-tards.... Could you imagine being that blind?

by Just another Patriot December 21, 2020

Tard Frames

Oversized or brightly colored eyeglasses usually worn by liberal retards to signal to other liberal retards they support leftist ideology.

The CEO of Cracker barrel wears tard frames.

by Chester Droors August 21, 2025

tard muff

Someone who does really stupid stuff

"Joel was yelling at Gavin bit Joel was not making any sense" Joel was being a Tard muff

by It.me February 17, 2024

Full-Tard

A stupid come back to someone calling you a half-hard. Same meaning as calling someone a "retard", is less offensive but will make you sound like an idiot.

Jonathan: "Hey bro, you're a half-tard!"
Jerry: "Well you're a full-tard"
Jonathan: "Bro WTF owo"
Jerry "Hey at least it's less offensive than calling you a retard or a fucktard"
Jonathan: "That is very true my friend"

by SomeoneWhoExistsOnEarth May 12, 2018

R tard syndrome

Someone who is a complete jerk off and an asshole. They lack no common sense and have major anger issues for no reason. They always make dumbass jokes and arent funny. They're probably high school dropouts and lack any social skills. They pay for only fans when porn is free. their dream is to be a rapper, but they're so dull like a stick has been rammed up their ass that they cant. and they always try and fight people but they are skinnier than aa twig and would snap in half

"that guy seems okay"
"No that guy has r tard syndrome, he dropped out of high school to be a SoundCloud rapper"
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"Biden isn't that bad of a president"
"bro he fell UP the stairs and gave the Taliban money, he's suffering from R tard syndrome"

by R6Gamergirl69 August 30, 2021

Tard Sweater

A person who is called "Tardigan", in a reference to the nickname "Tard"

Tardigan rhymes with Cardigan. So it is a Tard Sweater.

by Jennacyde February 5, 2010

Tree-tard

A degrading or endearing term for lumberjacks and foresters, usually directed towards students who know way too much about dendrology

"Hey, look at all the tree-tards walking to lumberjack class"

by TimberJack26 September 11, 2023