Top Shelfer

When you take a dump on top of the toilet tank lid.

I was thinking of taking an upper decker at Carl's house but decided to give him a top shelfer instead,

by MrWizzrd February 23, 2021

top surgery

Surgery that alters the size of the chest for gender-affirming purposes. While this can be used for procedures that either reduce or increase breast tissue, it more commonly refers to FTM/FTN procedures. In this case, a commonly desired result is to have a more masculine-appearing chest. There are several forms of surgery that can achieve this. You do not have to be a specific gender to have top surgery.

My friend Aspen just got top surgery. They can't wait until they're fully healed.

by sugarfog September 25, 2022

dortgen on top

Referring to dort’s “dortgen” which is the best alt gen out there

“Yo bro where u get your alts from?

I got mine from Kingalts. Wbu?

Broo i got mine from Dortgen. Its just better. Dortgen on top!!!

by NobleKnight706 October 13, 2022

top-tankin

Taking a shit in the top tank of a toilet so that chunks of fresh shit fills the bowl with each flush.

Same as defined above.

by Random_DooD August 5, 2004

top lass

the queen of alll lassiness

she is a top lass

by mindtheafrobro December 2, 2013

Pop Top

When someone is fighting and takes their shirt off.

He got angry. Then he “pop top” and threw hands with the other guy.

by See Oh November 23, 2019

Top 5

A shit Toronto rapper

NK Yo you hear that new top 5 song.

LK Neize dat top 5 trash if I see him. He finna catch a legazz.

by LK February 2, 2021