tapping the toilet

When your ex-girlfriend rubs her vag all over the toilet seat then proceeds to lick the seat clean. This activity is usually done during Hanukkah.

I caught Tina tapping the toilet last night, some pretty rough shit.

by Welch's gummies October 16, 2017

european toilet

The girl that rejects you when you try too hard to get her goods.

May also means she spits and swallows.

"You have an incredibly sexy body, I like sex. 'My wife doesn't like anything"

"Ok, I'm sorry about your sad life, I'm not interested."
"You're a European toilet."

by BarRat December 9, 2016

Fresh Toilet Rich

So rich that you can afford to have your toilet replaced by a fresh one after you use it once.

"Forget about making six figures, I'm trying to get Fresh Toilet Rich!"

by BlorpBlorp August 31, 2017

Skibidi toilet

Skibidi toilet or something used by the youngings to show that they have braindamage, is from a series called Skibidi toilet made by the user called Dafuqboom. The children of this generation we call ''gen alpha'' use this so called ''slang'' to show that they have zero to no attention span, we know this because they always THINK ABOUT THAT WHEN YOU TRY TO EXPLAIN SOMETHING TO THEM!

''So how's your day?''- stranger
''Skibidi toilet'' - The victimiser

by Skibidi toilet hater February 21, 2024

Toilet Scrubber

A chick that licks a dirty dick

Yo your bitch is a toilet scrubber!

by Slobonmycobb July 22, 2016

Toilet Conundrum

A problem occurring to you whilst you are on the toilet.

"Damn man, last night i had a panic attack while I was taking a shit, serious toilet conundrum."

by chrischanlover69 January 1, 2022

Toilet Paper

See: The Sun

The Sun Newspaper is so bad that I wouldn't even use it as toilet paper.

by UltimateDoge June 5, 2022