Reuels toilet

A public bathroom, where the toilets are clotted and filled with diarrhea.

Dude last night after the club, I had to take a shit so badly, that I even used Reuels toilet . It was gross.

by Truth_teller_55 September 13, 2017

Toilet Rolling

The act of measuring ones genitalia using a toilet paper roll

Dude 1: Hey dude what did you get up too after I left last night
Dude 2: My FWB asked for measurements so I was Toilet Rolling all night bro

by TheSkyGod September 19, 2017

toilet weasel

Poop

I just made a toilet weasel.

by Awesome Ploppy Pie September 29, 2017

toilet anomaly

If you took a shit and already washed your handbut then notice, that you need to pee and have to do all the same things again.

" I came as fast I can, but i had an toilet anomaly"

by Ciby October 9, 2017

tapping the toilet

When your ex-girlfriend rubs her vag all over the toilet seat then proceeds to lick the seat clean. This activity is usually done during Hanukkah.

I caught Tina tapping the toilet last night, some pretty rough shit.

by Welch's gummies October 16, 2017

bubbling toilet

A rare phenomenon that occurs when you take a stool softener and a laxative at the same time turning your fecal matter into lava

Bro I just took a laxative and a stool softener and now there is a bubbling toilet bowl n the bath room

by Blackhammer1992 October 29, 2017

toilet seat warmer

A degradory term used to describe young private boarding school pupils in the private education system in the UK, immortalised in the film "IF" BY director Lyndsey Anderson. Where a junior pupil is ordered to "go along and warm the toilet seat for me,i'll be along in 3 minutes" ,by one os the senior prefects of the school, a classic example of inbred contempt and didain cultivated in such institutions towards those they consider beneath their personally assumed "status".

Young Blenkinsop-Smythe will be an ideal choice for an unquestioning lackey,he has a good history as an adept toilet seat warmer.

by Kingcobrakenny October 27, 2017