Poop Fartious

An individual who has no business participating in a conversation, primarily someone who’s name rhymes with “Romathius”

Who even are you, bro? YOU leave.
Tomathius? More like poop fartious.

by Known Blanket March 20, 2023

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The Poop Of Shame

A term for the shit a bottom takes after anal sex.

After Jordan filled my ass with cum, I waddled to the toilet for the poop of shame.

by Local Twink January 1, 2023

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Trojan Poop

When your body deceives you by indicating you need to pee, but upon reaching the toilet, you suddenly also need to poop.

"What took you so long, you said you went to pee?"
"It was a Trojan poop!"

by scallopsareterrifying August 31, 2023

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1. A shit so powerful in magnitude that it absolutely incinerates your butthole. It burns so much that a loud and often thunderous roar will come from you as it's happening, much like Pompeii.

2. A shit so powerful in magnitude that every living being within a mile of your toilet will feel/smell it. Screaming and cries for help will ensure, and prayers to God will be made because of that shit.

rumbling in the distance
Dave: "The hell was that?"
smells the air
John: "No... It can't be..."
Dave: "What's happening?!"
John: "The Pompeii Poop... we're all goners..."

by GiganticFatCat October 21, 2019

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Poop Stinky

Every 5 year old will say this at one point, whether it's when they take a big shit and it smells, or they watch a movie with a million fart and poop jokes.

Child: DADDY I MADE A POOP STINKY!

Dad: Wow son, very cool.

by Xx.Apple_Sauce.xX October 23, 2019

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