Pink Lasso

Superhero alter ego of Cousin Tex. Retired and lives in hiding. Worked with Harryman and Masked Marvel Jr..

The Pink Lasso loved fighting crime.

by Will April 22, 2005

pink commie

Gay communist. Somebody who is both a communist and also identifies as gay/bi/trans etc.

That politics and sexuality lecture was overrun by pink commies!

by ds55 April 5, 2008

Pink Saloon

A whorehouse or brothel.

Nevada is the best place to go in America to visit a clean pink saloon.

by Zarola January 18, 2009

pink texting

The act of inserting one of those fancy new waterproof cell phones into the vagina, and proceeding to send it text messages, thus creating a makeshift vibrator.
also see brown texting

Example 1:
Dude 1- "I confiscated my GF's vibrator the other day because she told me I couldn't please her like a real man, but I think she's been pink texting ever since"
Dude 2- "I'm sorry dude. My mom used to spend all day pink texting so I know what that's like"

Example 2:
"I don't have time to pink text anymore because I run an interstellar empire"

by J A Aloysiusz July 14, 2014

Pink John

When one man licks another mans butthole while masterbating.

He was giving me a pink john when it got in my eye

by Anonymous May 10, 2003

Pink Cloud

Someone who is happy, regardless of what others say or do. Originally derived from the song "Pink Cloud", by Pegboard Nerds.

"That guy just cursed you out and flipped you the bird!"
"It doesn't matter, I'm on pink clouds."

by Thirteen gnomes May 30, 2016

stank on the pink

When a woman has intercouse.

Wow Mary went out last night and got some stank on the pink

by Mary Masterbater November 24, 2006