Rock and Roll music that is typically provided to commercial producers either royalty free or extremely cheap to produce. Notable for its cheesy quality and generic likeness to other Stock Rock songs found in varying commercials. Used by marketing to add an "impacting" or "badass" quality to the commercial, typically to questionable effect.
I get that this commercial is trying to sound badass, but I cannot take the Stock Rock music seriously.
by There Are No Pseudonyms June 3, 2017
Get the Stock Rockmug. by Thewhitestallion December 21, 2017
Get the asap rockmug. The best invention to make your children want to play real life drums. Using a guitar hero drumset makes the drums in the game look pretty much identical to regular drum kits. The game is obviously similar to guitar hero except that now you have drums and microphones. Playing the guitar im this game wont make you come far in real life, but learning how to play the drums will make you get a good sense of BPM. The singing on easy will simply make you understand the lyrics, but even if you sound a horse getting buttfucked in the face you can get lots of points. If you want to learn drums, rock band can be a good start for you. When you manage to complete expert without trouble, you can start learning which pattern resembles the correct pad on real drums ( on most drum kits.) rock band was the reason i learned how to play drums, and became the most repected guy in my school. Practice=skill!
Guy #1: Dude how you get so good at drums you're amazing!!!
Rock band dude: i just started playing rock band and got addicted therefore i wanted to learn real drums.
Guy #1: cool story bro.
Rock band dude: i just started playing rock band and got addicted therefore i wanted to learn real drums.
Guy #1: cool story bro.
by ThatGuyWhoLikesMetal May 15, 2014
Get the Rock Bandmug. by InfectedBoot August 6, 2009
Get the Rock Bandin'mug. Sedimentary rock is the formation of deposited rock being compacted and formed into layers after millions of years
Dead organisms die and fall to the bottom of the water source and after long heat and compaction become peat a creamy brown substance soon to turn into to firm black coal after millions of years.Erosion can also cause sedimentary rock to form when the rock piles and becomes firm and sturdy.
by Cat girl 43222 May 15, 2019
Get the Sedimentary rockmug. by blakebard December 11, 2013
Get the Rock Boredommug. When you take a dump that feels like a good one but instead shoot out tiny pebbles that are unsatisfactory and usually splash up and leave your bottom wet. A benefit of this is that you will most likely be left with a 'rock bottom' that is a no mess no fuss clean up with little to no toilet paper usage.
I.e. : I was gonna lay some cable but instead wound up skipping rocks when I got home, but at least it was a one wiper.
by ToiletMint69 February 9, 2023
Get the Skipping Rocksmug.