when someone is cooler than the cow

alternate version of "when pigs fly"

"can i have icecream?"
"when someone is cooler than the cow"

by October 06, 2022

Alpha Cow Bitch

A bitch who lactates and is also the alpha of the group

"Did you see that woman over there? She was a total Alpha Cow Bitch."

by Hell In A Shell July 23, 2019

Ottis the cow

A transgender or hermafodite cow that was taken into a dark and terrible expierement where the farmer took a male cows brain and put it into a female cows body

Take the Ottis the cow

by Houseismyhouse2344281 November 13, 2018

lesbian cow

Luke MacDonald's mum

Lukes mum is a massive lesbian cow

by Big dick men July 21, 2022

feeding the cow

When a woman leaves with men and gives vague reasons as to why she was not present in the bar with you.

Michelle left the bar to go with the guys "feeding the cow"

by UntamedFox October 13, 2017

algaan cow

the greatest ant best rapper of genz from noide jaypee greens area

that guy is a total algaan cow

by snompito September 13, 2024

Wyoming cow lift

The act of taking a fat lesbian women and having buttsex with her while she moos in a wind farm.

Man 1: How was the family reunion in Cheyenne?

Man 2: Great my cousin and I played the Wyoming cow lift!

by Jack is a fag November 18, 2019