Your mom

A fat person who absolutely hates you

Your mom is so far that she's bigger than jupiter and she hates you like the devil

by Fe4R Me March 20, 2021

Your mother

Who I have had sexual intercourse with.

Jane: Hey baby who did you first have sex with?
Suzan: Your mother.

by Therealmilflover69 May 2, 2021

your a house

The phrase "your a house" or simply the word "house" itself is a replacement word for things like "bitch" "hoe" "slut" "asshole" etc.

"yoo, buy me a cookie!!!!"
"Nahh, grlll i need mah money for tha bus"
"damn dawww why you gotta be a HOUSE"

your a house

by nigguhlips August 4, 2009

your mom

an answer every teenage guy gives from gr 9 on to gr 10 to any question or insult

Me: marius, you're gay.
Marius: you're gay.
Me: your mom's gay.
Marius: your mom's gay.

note: marius is not gr 9, he just never passed the your mom phase

by CapPatrat December 28, 2005

Your sister

An absolute bitch that slaps you in your gob every time she sees you.

Shouts about her friends and her boyfriend

Friend:Your sister just kissed your boyfriend!!!
Me: what a bastard!

by DarkAngel1 May 11, 2019

By your J's

On your own

Oh shit man, dese hench SB brers caught me by my J's an fucked me up.

by Grandmaster Zoots October 29, 2003

Leave your stupid comments in your pocket!

To not speak, to keep to yourself.

You don't know anything man, leave your STUPID comments in your pocket!

by CFGS December 18, 2010