Textpiration Date

A set period of time after which a person's past social media posts or texts can no longer be used against them, provided it can be reasonably shown that they no longer carry those problematic beliefs or attitudes.

Like a statute of limitations on getting "cancelled."

Karen: Can you believe Rob said something so offensive? I should show this to his boss.
Stacy: You can't.
Karen: Why not?
Stacy: That comment is 10 years old. It's past the textpiration date.

by C Monty March 22, 2022

Dating Common Sense Deficiency

The inability to detect a Red flag or multiple if applicable.

person 1 (the victim): Its just that her "crazy to hot scale" is really good, bro!
person 2 (a good friend): I'm pretty sure you have a form of dating common sense deficiency.

by takentacos November 16, 2019

Sa-date

Stay at home date

We have a 2 year old, it's covid, so my baby and me are going on a stay-at-home date. A sa-date.

by dlocker8 February 6, 2021

date

what an isabelle and ben usually do

have you seen isabelle and ben on a date?

yeah it’s very funny

by Uranerd April 5, 2021

Five Finger Date

When you have a date with your five fingers.

He has a five finger date tonight.

by goothnux January 13, 2021

date date

A date date is not just a casual date, whereby the participants get just a drink or a coffee to get to know eachother.
A date date is where the participants go out for a proper dinner and can dress all fancy 👗 🤵 ♂️

Daisy and Samuel went on a date date where they had some great food and an awesome time!

Daisy said it was the best date date she'd ever had because Samuel was just the most awesome guys she'd ever met in her life!
A date date usually end with a sleepover sleepover 😘

by Soliver November 26, 2021

a date

a date is when you eat food with a person

dude 1"hey ive been on heaps of dates"
dude 2"since when you fridget"
dude 1"i saw this definition on urban dictionary that a date is when you eat food with a person"
song starts playing *SWEET HOME ALABAMA*
if youse dont get this reference imma be cut

by tomaswella April 15, 2019