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Noob

A Noob is a new player who is new to the game
there are different kinds of Noobs
1.The really toxic one who pretends like he knows everything
2.The kind that asks for help from others and is generally nice
3.The person that dosent ask for help and ignores everything RUDE somebody says about them
xX_ProGAYMER_XxY : " YOU ARE SO BAD YOU NOOB YOU SHOULD UNSTALL THE GAME YOU DOG WATER NOOB"
Nice_Guy451 "hey you seem new do you need some help noob?"
by SheepMan666 January 24, 2021
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a synonym, although a neutral or offensive one (depending on the situation and context) one, for a rookie or a newbie.
military drill sergeant (adressing a private): yo noob, wat might yor name be?

private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.

drill sergeant : as in Michael Jordan the basketball star?

private: yes and no. yes, since Jordan is my middle name and I am proud of it, and no because my last name is not Jordan and sorry I am not related to Michael Jordan the basketball star.
by Sexydimma April 18, 2012
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usually used on video games and such online social games
1: Haha look at that noob she only has 3 xp

2:ha ha yeah
by Ali.xoxo October 31, 2015
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Noobs are an annoying species that humans can develop into and lack capability of about anything except being bad. They won't admit their mistakes and call other people either hackers or noobs. They are so dumb they insult their own species.

It is generally advised to stay away from them
Noobs are most common on the internet and are not really found in real life. You should not talk to one if you encounter one and only report them for their toxic behaviour and not because you hate them. Some of them are actually nice and others are just bloodsucking leeches who are trying to ruin the game until no one wants to play it anymore.

If a person has bad grammar but are nice and will fix their mistakes, those are newbies. Newbies are less picked on because they are willing to fix everything they can and will put all their effort into trying to become better meanwhile noobs won't do anything to even make themselves look or seem decent. They can be funny and you can make memes about them.

Noobs are either a kid or a fat person who sits on the computer all day long and know that even though they are going down in popularity, status, decency, and common sense, they are willing to infect others with their disease that was invented by the new arising species of noobs. If you expose them and their pranks on your group they will start judging you and insult everything around them.
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