Rag a muffin

Ragged whore, Dirty Fuck doll, and a cum junkie, ect....

That bitch is a rag a muffin!

by Jane Dont November 24, 2010

Cunt Muffin

a short fucking whore who sucks cock in exchange for food... especially KFC

Dood. She is such a damn Cunt Muffin

by Ninjafackkerrr April 25, 2011

Cunt muffin

A delicious blueberry muffin. Freshly cooked.

Gee mom, thanks for giving me your cunt muffin, it's JUST what I need before school. It's so warm, moist, and delicious.

by ndig February 26, 2009

muffin club

a group of silly people who are yUmmY muffinz

exclusive muffin club memberz ov 2oo3
*kaspa -bexley- choc.chip.muffin *vonzii -berala- blueberry.muffin
*tina -ashbury- chocolate.muffin *peter -st johnz- banana.muffin
*teddi -city- cinnamon.muffin *tony -canley heights- apple.muffin
*bao -miller- peanut.bran.muffin *phi -st johnz- cherry.muffin

by lidool laydee May 5, 2003

Flavored Muffin

A term of endearment for someone who has flavor and spunk and muffin being an affectionate termfluffy...ok that's all bull shit i just made it up one morning out of left field and iv'e been trying to figure out how that came to mind i think what i came up makes sence

I called my girlfriend a flovored muffin and she said said "what the does that mean?" and I just laughed in return.

by Flavored Muffin's girlfriend February 27, 2005

queer muffin

basically a queer with style.

Ey...look at that queer muffin.

by bread infection December 30, 2005

muffin head

The head of an erect penis. Usually resmbles the top of a freshly maked muffin.

I was talkin to Chistina last night and I got a sweet muffin head

by William Roll October 23, 2004