matt giammanco

a kid with lots of moles who likes 9 year olds

Chill bro you don't want to be a Matt Giammanco

by Connor Waiting October 19, 2020

Matt Hunt

A complete nonce

Matt Hunt watched the schoolchildren in the playground from across the road

by MrHunt69 May 30, 2022

Matt Reed

A hotty with a body who’s closets are sooo nice. His air vents are just wide enough to chill in, just make sure not to drop your phone! He loves going to dinner with your parents and is a real mommas boy

So, Matt Reed was at dinner right?

by Matt’s bbg’s January 14, 2019

Matt

A no good man who talks a lot about nothing actually important. Cheats on you with Jessica. Has a large penis but doesn't know how to use it. Says derp a lot (loser). Handsome but short

Did you see Matt today?
Yeah I saw his dick print through his sweatpants but there was nothing good other than that

by smartgirl108 January 14, 2024

matt rich

Always complaining broke but yet always buying things!

Yo that nigga is matt rich!

by lickapuss February 12, 2015

Matt lan

The biggest bunda in the planet that makes women jelly but is a cunt

"Matt lan come online"

by Lolilauren September 27, 2021

Matt Rife

sexiest man alive and funniest man alive

Matt Rife is hot!

by MCLOVINMILKS January 6, 2024