TIME MACHINE

REGRET

JIM: What do u want to do if there is a time machine?
WHITE: You mean what do I regret?

by Ezra 33 February 13, 2023

plastic sperm machine

adult human male

"hello there! how do you identity yourself? please?"
"well you see, i enjoy being know as a 'plastic sperm machine!"
"oh wow, thats honest! bye!"

by hairy poo bum willy heas March 27, 2021

Hillbilly Washing Machine

When performing oral sex, the provider(s) insert a tide pod into their mouth(s) recieving a sudzy surprise upon completion. The participants walk away feeling relieved and clean.

The other night I gave Dale, my second cousin, a Hillbilly Washing Machine. It was refreshing.
- Bernice

by HillbillyDale7 May 16, 2018

Austrian Death Machine

Arnold Schwarzenegger's death metal band with albums such as Brutal, Double Brutal, Triple Brutal, and A Brutal Christmas.

"Dude, did you hear about Arnold's new band?"
"Yeah, Austrian Death Machine rocks!"

by gbrodee April 10, 2015

milf machine

When a MLIF, drives around a PHAT ASS/ Badass Volkswagen.

Shawna, that premium milf looks fine as hell in that milf machine.

by PrettyParakeet November 19, 2020

za machine

A person that most likely has the name of Emmett, Josh, or Nick and is as random as it gets. They are weird and like to make the light skin face. They are very fun not because of there jokes but because of there stupidity

“You it emmet the za machine,”
“He is so fucking stupid”

by Blackniggaberry April 14, 2023

Anal machine

A type of machine that inserts and takes out dildos with great speed and agility to pleasure your taintiful needs.

“John, I can’t sit down because of the anal machine that we used last night”

by Yvng lean boi November 12, 2017