Beta Male Smile

To form one's features into a submissive, “nice guy”, or harmless expression, typically with the mouth open and the front teeth exposed.

Look at Kyle’s new Instagram post, total beta male smile.

by Messy Jurphe September 4, 2023

Male-Pattern Autism

A condition that nearly every man suffers. It's noticeable when a guy gets sucked into one of his male behaviors that he channels his inner autist. A good example is when a guy will spending hours making strategy spreadsheets for his favorite game instead of talking to his hot girlfriend. He might also join a philosophy debate group and spend his Saturday nights talking to them instead of his hot girlfriend. You see where this is going.

Jim: "Dr. Fischer, then she said I loved the game more than her."

Dr. Fischer: "I'm seeing a pattern here. I think you may have male-pattern autism."

by MeaningChronicler September 5, 2023

Yogurt Male

A sexual predator who is badass, cool, and sexy

Henry is such a yogurt male! His gf is only 11

by fizzics235 September 8, 2023

Sigma Male

A man who wants to do the deed with other men.

Our friend Ryan is a sigma male.

by Jackerize September 10, 2023

sigma male

The propagation of the sigma male concept is a cringe coping mechanism leveraged by literal beta males who pretend they are better than alpha males and also want you to believe that. In a story as old as time itself, young men with loser fathers attempt to compensate for their lack of a healthy masculine identity by pretending to be some kind of scary bad ass. In truth, nobody else (especially women) thinks sigma males are scary bad asses, or that even attempting to be a scary bad ass is admirable or useful; they rightfully see through the bullshit to observe the truth: that this man is totally lacking in basic social skills, is a selfish asshole who doesn't care about other people, and would probably be a loser father like his father before him. The sigma male concept is the loser male version of the mental ill degenerates who invented 1000 made up genders and sexualities in the 2010s: total pseudoscience with absolutely no basis in academic literature that serves only to signal that you are in fact a fucking loser who looks at the internet all day. Lots of loser men thought the sigma male concept was pretty cool during the early 2020s, but the tide quickly turned on them when they realized that they had shrouded themselves in a symbol of failure not dissimilar to a neckbeard's fedora. Today the majority of people who are aware of the sigma male concept think it is fucking embarrassing and anybody who expresses admiration for the concept is definitely a dickhead.

"Why is your YouTube feed full of Peaky Blinders clips?"
"Because I'm a sigma male."
"Is that some made up thing from the internet?"

by Erik9000 September 11, 2023

High Abatement Male

A high-abatement individual who maximises utility with no regard for traditional social norms or the expectations of others, embodying a unique blend of enigmatic confidence and self-reliant independence. These specific breeds are known to consume copious amounts of long blacks and almond gold. The leader of this developed breed is known as Robert Stakelberg who was last seen with a cigar and whiskey in hand leaving the economics faculty. These high abatement males are often mistaken for the Rizz King who some say have never been seen in the same room together. Skilled in Macroeconomics, Microeconomics and Policy analysis whilst specialising in the art of big chillin.

Hey buddy, you're clearly not a high abatement male. That was a high abatement move.

by High Abatement God September 14, 2023

Alpha male

Someone who takes the bull by the horns

(Alpha male)The perfect example and the only example would be mike george he’s a killer and gets shit done bc he cares about his employees bc brotherhood is all he has

by Merschman055 September 20, 2023