make the bed shit

A guy who shits in his girlfriends bed for revenge and makes the bed up so she'll slide into it when she crawls under the covers.

Bob made Shirley's bed after he shit on her side. He flattened the big steamer and wiped his on her pillow case because he wanted it to be a surprise. He took a make the bed shit.

by PIPenis May 11, 2022

make out

the act of a live saliva mixing machine. just that the participants are you and some other hot mess getting some tongue action.

some 11 year old teen : lets do it !!
other one : no tongue tho ..
make out already B**CH

by robinscherbatskyhimym August 7, 2015

makeing eggs

jacking off

me and my girlfirend was chilln then she made me start makeing eggs

by the dork expert July 3, 2011

Time to make the donuts!

A phrase used to discretely indicate to those around you that you are in need of a bowel movement, pronto.

Rob: Hey Mike! How's that coffee?

Mike: Good... Whoa! Time to make the donuts!

by I AM The Horn! February 27, 2009

make sweet love

To engage in sexual intercourse, usually while drunk.

"How do we get the elephant to make sweet love to the pig?"

by Dev December 9, 2003

make it official

A way to covertly describing defecating in a public or unusual place.

Guys, I can't believe I had to make it official at the nightclub. It was terrifying!

by JRandy June 30, 2011

Mono make-out

The act of making-out without the trade of saliva, using small pecks.

Adam: I have mono.
Eva: We can't trade saliva.
Adam: That sucks....
Eva: ....Then that means.. It's...
Adam: What?
Eva: MONO MAKE-OUT TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Adam: YAY! Thats a super idea.

by Mono Boy August 24, 2008