by greenbean537 October 18, 2017
Get the Moon Landingmug. Accidentally stepping on a sleeping mime and dealing with the explosive verbal reactions before the mime realizes they need to start being silent again.
"I stepped on a Land Mime the other day and they yelled "What the Fuck???" then went silent and climbed out of an invisible window"
by clickeye3 October 18, 2019
Get the Land Mimemug. This is were you get your female spouse to eat Taco Bell for breakfast, lunch, and dinner then you get her into the bed and you pop a whole box of laxatives in her mouth then you stick your dick into her ass and keep thrusting it in and out of her ass until she explodes shit all over your dick resembling the explosion of a landline
by Fucmehjerry April 20, 2018
Get the Land minemug. A cheerleader's pubic hair shaved into an arrow to remind stupid football players where their penis goes
by queensburykid December 19, 2023
Get the Landing strip of cheerleadersmug. by CLEVERCATMAN January 25, 2022
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by Wendysfg October 28, 2023
Get the Arden Landingmug. by KSB_in_sd January 20, 2025
Get the physical landmug.