Columbia Jerk

Any girl that lives in Columbia thats a freak or gets freaky when drunk!

I meet this Columbia jerk at a party last and she was all up on me!

by KnockOut123 July 13, 2009

drive-by jerk off

Also known as DBJO. It's when a guy drives by you in the street while you're walking on the sidewalk and asks for directions for a place he's like really far away from.

When he stops and starts asking you directions he's rubbing one out and he'll keep doing it while you're talking to him. He's likely to drive away if you notice what he's doing and you're not into it and tell him to drive away.

Get his licence plate number and denounce the bastard.

(Drive-by jerk off stops his car next to a woman walking on the sidewalk.

DBJO- Excuse me, do you know where the Placita is?
Woman - Um, that's really far away you are way off.

DBJO- Uh-huh *he is already masturbating*
Woman - Uh, wait , what are you doing?
DBJO- Mm-hmm *keeps masturbating*
Woman - *steps back* Oh my god, go. Just go!

(Drive-by jerk off drives away)

by zetazetaram May 31, 2016

Jerk Jerker

The name of a person who fully believes it’s a good idea to masturbate next to somebody that is sleeping or who is believed to be sleeping.

My brother is a Jerk Jerker. I caught him beating it while he thought I was asleep.

by Warn7 January 4, 2024

Jerk Plank

Beating the fuck out of your meat while doing planks, ultimately leaving you with jacked abs and some killer triceps. Don’t forget to alternate arms! Nobody wants someone with jacked right arm!

Person 1: Bro your abs and arms are HUGE! How’d you do it?
Person 2: I did the Jerk Plank at the gym. It didn’t go so well but at least I’m jacked now!

by ChadDad December 9, 2019

Durka Jerk

A circle jerk with a bunch of Durka Durkas.

When's the next Durka Jerk?
Do you want to have a Durka Jerk?

by Bigfatsmellyjaymie June 5, 2025

Jerk

Dance having to do with your feet, circa 2009 era.

Do the jerk.

by Kenton Makings October 30, 2018

Sex addicted jamesy jerking off to crap

my theory is that (ANALOG HORROR CREATOR) isn't working on (ANALOG HORROR) because (SEXUAL REASON)!!! surely this wont make every (ANALOG HORROR) fan uncomfortable!
(makes every (ANALOG HORROR) fan uncomfortable)
GRR... HOW DARE THESE PEOPLE GET UNCOMFORTABLE BECAUSE I SEXUALIZE (ANALOG HORROR CREATOR) FOR NOT WORKING ON (ANALOG HORROR)!!!!
I CAN'T BELIEVE NOBODY WILL LET ME SEXUALIZE MINORS!!! HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO REACT!!!

Sex addicted jamesy jerking off to crap is WEIRD!!!

by 1willwoodfan0 May 29, 2023