Jackson

Jackson is nice but a bit bizarre. He like to bore people with all of his maps and history talk and is probably promoting a resurrection of the Zoroastrian religion. He like to study geopolitics and is actively working to break up Bosnia and Herzegovina. He'll end up as Prime Minister of Canada somehow.

There goes Jackson with his model of the siege of Vienna :(

by Otto of Lombard December 1, 2021

Chloe Jackson

Chloe Jackson: Usually something/someone that is very big and annoying.

She's such a Chloe Jackson!
The concert was a Chloe Jackson.

by NiceGuy42069500020010 April 22, 2022

Full Jackson

Noun: 45 minutes. As derived from Michael Jackson's interview with Ed Bradley, this is how long Michael was locked in a bathroom with doo doo, feces all over the walls, floor, and ceiling. Can also be divided the same way you can divide the word "hour"

Alex: Alright, let's head out. How long does it take to get there?

Max: A full Jackson.

Alex: Great! We're low on gas so we'll probably have to stop after a half Jackson to fill up.

by Puckstopper92 February 3, 2022

Jackson Goodwin

Miserable get

Jackson Goodwin is so dull and boring, and ugly

by JacksonGoodwinsMother September 25, 2022

jackson

A little bitch. Will turn your back on you if you don't say anything first.

- Probably has a micro penis.
- Annoying
- J names dude
- An incel

boom.

person 1: oh is that jack (jackson)?

person 2: oh yeah, fuck him.

by Awooga! :) February 20, 2022

River Jackson

River Jackson: He has a very Scientific mind from a young age, with philosophy and internet in nature in the world. A powerful Libra soul and especially confident person on the outside but busy and noisy on the inside.

He is a girl catcher and booty grabber, huge math guy and journalling lover, people bully him but learn they were wrong all along.

The best type of person to learn wisdom from.

That guy: River Jackson
"He's such a crazy cool character"

"I know he's so smart and hot"

by Jibbyblooblehotmath November 23, 2021

Michael Jackson

when you legit js rape a fucking child

Man: I found this nice little boy. I'm gonna Michael Jackson him

by Elemgey September 4, 2025